Hi Dave,
In light of seeing that you take internet threats seriously, I have one I want to deliver to you. I'm not worried about giving you early notice, since I'm going to have my delinquent brother help me. I'm also going to word it clearly, so that you understand the threat completely.
I'm going to come over there and fuck your asshole with my dick, bareback. Then I'm going to cum on your mustache. Then I'm going to sit on your nose, while facing your feet, and as your nostrils become clenched from the force of my rectum, I'm going to swirl around my hips so that your sticky bushy mustache tickles my taint.
I'd be interested to know what the police will say in response to that, their actual words, not your delusional interpretation. Bring a tape recorder.
I don't wish chavis a happy birthday.
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