Pirates

[ziggyjuarez]

No.It gos a little something like this...
My uncle was sort of dateing a girl and when ever we would smoke i would notice her getting fustrated.After a smoke session by myself (it was really weird, For the first time I became very depressed on THC, Very fast.) she came over and wanted to blaze.Not knowing her very well she asked me my age(21att).Jokeingly i said "Im legal now".After saying this she wouldent let it go that i had.She wanted to bone me, I could tell.I told her it was too windy to smoke outside with my pipe.She agree'd and we went to my aunts room and sat on her bed to smoke.After getting high, I was too scared to follow through.She noticed and said "I cant give u none, I would feel like i was molesting you."I thought fuck it.Haveing something happen to me(depression high)It was a sign from somewhere.I went in for the kiss and breast sqeez and she went in for the sack over my shorts.Bla bla bla a baby could have been born 9months later.I came inside her feeling like it was a waist to do otherwise.The girl was 35, Old enough to be my mom.That was hot!This gave me the courage to talk to the JB about the feelings i thought we had for each other(along with 12%beer).She told me she loved me like a brother.I told her thank you for the love.Weirdly this made me feel 50%better.Through the whole thing, I dont feel stupid.I really did love her and she loved me...
(Click for mood setter)

[megabyteme]

Does it bother you knowing that you were using your uncle's semen as a lubricant?

[manker]

Does it bother you knowing that you were using your uncle's semen as a lubricant?

:earl:

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That was pretty awesome, jiggy, but it won't sell.
I need some disclosure with illegal content. in short; moar.

[teflon05]

She was 35, you were 21, & she was old enough to be your mother? They must start young in your neck of the woods, eh? And I'm not even going to touch the "She told me she loved me like a brother" line...Waaaay too easy.

[Biggles]

Ziggy?

[Quarterquack]

She was 35, you were 21, & she was old enough to be your mother? They must start young in your neck of the woods, eh?

They have a rule where he's from. Women on their periods aren't allowed to attend the town gatherings, because God is mad at them.
As soon as their women have their first period, they start getting knocked up to avoid that clause.

Oh, there's free pizza at the town gatherings. It's the reason anybody goes.

[ziggyjuarez]

Another DVD another five dollars...