MIT and the US of A.

[mjmacky]

But what about the blatant lie I exposed regarding you pretending to have a different account with which you interacted with chavis so much that you simply had to get your revenge.

That one could easily be faked though, just find a back and forth between chavis and a helpless witrupted soul. I don't think delusions by way of ignorance or alternate reality automatically disqualify lies from being lies. Therefore, there are dozens if not hundreds of examples to use. For Dave's sake, let's give it a value; let's say with 99.9 % confidence that there 100 +/- 76 lies that Dave tells on this board.

[megabyteme]

There are times when I like you Jacky.

I was unsure of what to make out of the fruit basket you sent me. All the fruits were rotted and the basket wasn't your standard brown, it was like, grey-yellow or light grey-brown. Anyways, this clarifies everything. Thanks for the rotted fruit?

Those bananas weren't brown from being rotten. Neither were the apples. I shouldn't have to tell you that water melons just get squishy. I hope you washed your hands with anti-bacterial soap after handling that basket.

You've been ass-fruited by Dave.

[megabyteme]

...and don't tell me someone who is as full of shit as Dave can't take a simple water melon.

[Squeamous]

Somebody needs to lose their grip on reality enough to give a fuck about this enough to accumulate the Alexandrian amount of wank Dave has had the cheek to post in the past lol-laden year about all this bollocks.

Take a bow, David, you sad fucking spastic.

Fucks sake, Dave. What is your problem with to and too.

I just love you two so much.
Not because of your subject matter, but because your use of our lovely language makes me lol and jizz in equal measure

[Barbarossa]

Yeah, mbm, you want people to like you and you need friends.

How can you ever live with yourself


And also, Dave's flounce out of the forum to be with his new friends on a better forum was rubbish.
[barbie]Does anyone else think there was never a different forum and he's just as friendless on the internets as irl[/barbie]





Edit: I'm not saying barbie is friendless, he's orsum. just that he did that to me once.
I aimed to besmirch in the manner of barbie.

Wow I can't even remember that!!!

I'm so much more mellow than I used to be, now I'm not trying to change the world or anything...

[NotLettingItGo]

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[NotLettingItGo]

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[mjmacky]

In order to be anywhere near the truth, you'll need a tolerance level of =/- 100 for that statement. You're really going to have to try harder if you're going to expect anyone to accept your scientific output as being of value.

101 +/- 76

[NotLettingItGo]

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[mjmacky]

And people wonder why the planet is fucked.

Because we're fucking parasites sucking up every drop of filtrated water and every glob of sebaceous excretion, you mite.