MIT and the US of A.

[megabyteme]

Who knows what Reject will conclude about your scientific method from this one flawed penis.

Fix'd

[Artemis]

I'm just pretending to be an attention whore, it might help my end goal of getting individuals to focus on me exclusively..........

Pretending ??????

[Squeamous]

Stop flirting. You'll only get flooded with PMs from Rings.

I'm just pretending to be an attention whore, it might help my end goal of getting individuals to focus on me exclusively. I have previously observed that putting your cock on display isn't easily ignored.

Nobody puts Macky in the corner....

Only if its size is of worthy note. Hence, your mistake.

It's okay, though, I'll go easy on you. Who knows what Reject will conclude about your scientific method from this one flawed premise.

FFS, now you've done it. You've used its name and invoked the spirit of Ire and Indignation's wrath.
Everybody...tin foil hats at the ready, and remove yourself to the cupboard under the stairs, things are about to get bumpy.....

[mjmacky]

Who knows what Reject will conclude about your scientific method from this one flawed penis.

Fix'd

I'll have you know it's quite stunning and beautiful; just a hint of veiny to exemplify masculinity, tan beyond my thighs' conceivability, symmetrical, aesthetic length to girth ratio, straight as an arrow, circumcised, and generally something anyone would take pleasure in handling.

I'm just pretending to be an attention whore, it might help my end goal of getting individuals to focus on me exclusively..........

Pretending ??????

Thank you for viewing my post and responding to it

[megabyteme]

I'll have you know it's quite stunning and beautiful; just a hint of veiny to exemplify masculinity, tan beyond my thighs' conceivability, symmetrical, aesthetic length to girth ratio, straight as an arrow, circumcised, and generally something anyone would take pleasure in handling.

So, something like...

+ =

Careful, or you'll get the Rasputin treatment...

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Alright, enough talk about your peen. I don't want to be accused of giving it more attention than your wife.

[mjmacky]

Alright, enough talk about your peen. I don't want to be accused of giving it more attention than your wife.

How unfortunate, as I could have easily let the topic expand further.

[NotLettingItGo]

FFS, now you've done it. You've used its name and invoked the spirit of Ire and Indignation's wrath.
Everybody...tin foil hats at the ready, and remove yourself to the cupboard under the stairs, things are about to get bumpy.....

Well, well, well, looky at what we have here, its the woman who doesn't want her personal life affected by the car crash she created, insisting on having the never ending car crash in her life by taking yet another unnecessary dig.

So Sophie, what was the purpose of this dig? Was it to prove to me that all the lies you spewed at me really were just meaningless statements, do you remember the one about how if I ever said "don't contact me" you'd respect it and stay away from me completely... yeah that was a good one wasn't it? Not as good as all them ones about how you valued my friendship.

Anyway, back to the subject, if these digs are some attempt to prove to me the depths of the lies you spewed at me for five years then I think I've got that thanks. So there's really no need for you to keep demonstrating what a complete piece of trash you are over and over again to all and sundry.

[Snee]

This needs a soundtrack.

[NotLettingItGo]

Surely the repetative nature of this shit deserves something from the Maestro himself?

How about this?

[IdolEyes787]

I was thinking something more along these lines.