I feel cheated and betrayed. You picked Jacky to be your room-mate. Even though my relationship with her is amicable, I just don't feel comfortable with two scientists being in your life. I've therefore decided to stray far away.
I've decided to meet new people. I've decided to see new things. More importantly, I've also decided to come back one day. To come back as an experienced, weathered soul. To come back as an alpha male would to his tribe aeons ago, more resilient and wise than everyone who stayed within the confines of the village. I've decided to come back like Tupac risen from the dead, ready to be hailed as the greatest whoever lived; like our troops back from Iraq, heroes of children, mothers, and everyone who cares for them; like Lindsay Lohan with an imminent but sexy threat that she might go to rehab any moment, forcing people to hold on to her like a transient hope.
I've decided to come back and win you over from that woman's treacherous arms, one day, eye of the idol, one day.
...
And you thought
you were bored. You have no idea.

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