Ultimately, Dave is just a parasite who follows you to each of your sites, and stirs up peoples' attention with the one good thing that happened in his pathetic existence. Whole story.
I hope you have learned a valuable lesson about bringing home sad, needy, lame, loner, losers.
If you really want something that craves all of your time, attention, and emotional resources, consider adopting a Down's child. You will find both to be similar in A LOT of ways- they never fully grow up, never seem to learn from negative responses, and make a real mess of any kind of social life you once had. They will also follow you around till the end of your life out of neediness.
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