I resent the misuse of the word pedal.
Cunt.
Respect my lack of authority.
If Dave is reading this, as I'm sure he will, I'd just like to take the opportunity to say now and forever...
Ha ha ha de fucking ha ha ha. I win, Dave. I have always won and I'll remind you of that on a weekly basis, cos I'm quite sure you'll continue to read here cos you're just that fucked up.
Once again, ha ha de fucking ha ha ha.
Was gonna tell you all about my 14 year old's first love affair. About how he took my good advice and gripped his balls and just asked the girl out, and how she might have agreed and how he might've taken her to the pictures to see something wank for about three weeks in succession.
Then I might've told youse about how more assertive he became, happier, more confident.
So confident that he gave her the elbow, the sad emo little fuck. His mum has to iron his fucking hair for him. What a wee spastic.
Also, I thought the Canadians were on our side, as far as proper spelling is concerned. Perhaps I'm wrong.
Idol amplifies all of his grammatical misdemeanours with an unholy disregard for comma's. It's like an orphan scratching at the door for syntax.
I'm embarrassed for the fellow.
Off work all week!!1
Slept in this morn. Went and ate lunch with the gf, which is something I never get to do. Cleaned out the gutters and did yard work. Played fetch with the pooch. 'Bout to go for a bike ride.
SXSW the rest of the week.
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