brb, telling my missus that someone called me a wanker on the internets so I can hide behind her skirts while she delivers a cutting riposte
I'll double the offer if I'm the last one
in unrelated news, i cut my head open playing footie last thursday and have some steri-strips above my eyebrow holding the cleaved skin together.
it makes me look all dangerous and i like it.
What kind of Welshist footie. Plus won. Pics or I cut my leg off yesterday with a chainsaw.
Now go away.
fuck's sake. if I post a pic of my eyes, someone from the internets will copy/paste it to the beard phoatie and make an identikit pic out of the fragments and hunt me down in such a way that i might have to get my missus to protect me.
I had to work today with only one leg because of you. Cunt. Retrospective accident harshness to the max.
Now go away.
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