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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Human_Being View Post
    *cough*
    Exactly how much are you expecting me to gift you at your bar mitzvah?
    And if you thought that was obscure, you haven't been treated to mj's pet rock collection yet.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by chavis View Post
    I just wanted to snap your arm like a twig, mate. I didn't want to rape your credit, like.

    If I'd've wanted that, I'd've said that I'd snap your credit cards like twigs.

    To be fair, snapping credit cards like twigs is prolly easier than snapping arms like twigs or something.
    TBH, I'm not that bothered over a worn atm card wot needs changing soon anyways, and a Lego discount card

    If I were I'd be all like "EWE iRISH BAR STEWARD".

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    Quote Originally Posted by altfishtank View Post
    keep working out even if you fail your education ... right ? those two cant connect
    I think I would actually miss the random fucktard blurtings that are J-Dye incarnations, they are now such a 'feature' of the bored, that it would almost be sad if he gave up, stopped babbling while sporting such a severe brain injury, and toddled off and actually got a life.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    fuck's sake. if I post a pic of my eyes, someone from the internets will copy/paste it to the beard phoatie and make an identikit pic out of the fragments and hunt me down in such a way that i might have to get my missus to protect me.
    Great! I just need to graft those onto the yellow pants and toilet paper head pics and my internetz manker voodoo doll will finally complete!

    *EVIL LAUGHS*

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    morning all ...how goes
    im just a frigen dreamer and im waiting for them to come true ....trust(trst)n. 1. Firm reliance on the integrity, ability, or character of a person or thing.
    2. Custody; care.
    3. Something committed into the care of another; charge.
    4. a. The condition and resulting obligation of having confidence placed in one.
    b. One in which confidence is placed.
    "and Yes people have put trust in me""and i thank you all"

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    Quote Originally Posted by weenden View Post
    morning all ...how goes
    Quote Originally Posted by weenden View Post
    started out just asking ended up being a spam heaven for a certain few, well im ending it now thanks for nothing .......
    Fuck off Nazi.
    Respect my lack of authority.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    fuck's sake. if I post a pic of my eyes, someone from the internets will copy/paste it to the beard phoatie and make an identikit pic out of the fragments and hunt me down in such a way that i might have to get my missus to protect me.
    Great! I just need to graft those onto the yellow pants and toilet paper head pics and my internetz manker voodoo doll will finally complete!

    *EVIL LAUGHS*
    Will finally complete what.

    Is it playing Super Mario maybe
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    quite day eh Manker
    im just a frigen dreamer and im waiting for them to come true ....trust(trst)n. 1. Firm reliance on the integrity, ability, or character of a person or thing.
    2. Custody; care.
    3. Something committed into the care of another; charge.
    4. a. The condition and resulting obligation of having confidence placed in one.
    b. One in which confidence is placed.
    "and Yes people have put trust in me""and i thank you all"

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    Quote Originally Posted by weenden View Post
    quite day eh Manker
    Quite a day indeed, wee end.

    It's usually the tax deadline today but the japesters have extended it til Thursday.
    So, I'm creating numeric miracles whilst sipping pinot grigo and eating crackers.

    You up to much, like?
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    jesus cripes, i just licked my finger to get rid of a smear on my monitor, realised i didn't quite get it all so unthinkingly licked the same finger again to have another crack at it ... and it tasted salty
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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