Originally Posted by
manker
It's all that fresh hair and fornicating with horses.
Tactical problem 1: Height, I'm simply not that tall, nor able to leap that high repeatedly.
Tactical problem 2: Predation, horses being a prey animal have an inbuilt fight or flight response. When startled by something behind them they kick out. Now I have been kicked by a horse but it was while fully clothed and thus able to avoid or at least shield some of the impact. With a boner and pants around ankles things would probably work out alot worse.
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