Originally Posted by
chavis
It's a clever non-secateur, a term which fell into modern parlance as a backwash of the Great Rose-Plucker Strike of 1892. The resulting abundance of roses suffocated half of Europe and Holland was once again reclaimed by the sea.
Beat them facts, Art, you cunt.
That's not bad, mate, but I feel as though Arty would have expounded on Holland's low lying landscape as the reason as to it being reclaimed by La Manche and then regaled us with the story of the little boy who got his finger stuck in the dyke. He would have then said that a dyke is a structure to hold back water and not, in fact, a lesbian in this case.
He might then have appended the post thusly
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