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    Quote Originally Posted by bbhaag View Post
    Eww...so many vets popping up out of know where. They're almost like n00bs....
    Vets go through schooling so I find it hard to believe n00b qualifies.
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    Here we go...again.
    Cmon man....I went through this a few pages back. I'm just here to hang out and shoot the shit. I give advice were I can but for the most part I'm just here to hang out and give you vets a hard time...and hopefully make some friends along the way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bbhaag View Post
    Here we go...again.
    Cmon man....I went through this a few pages back. I'm just here to hang out and shoot the shit. I give advice were I can but for the most part I'm just here to hang out and give you vets a hard time...and hopefully make some friends along the way.
    The only way to make friends with Mary is to intellectually humble her or get her wife to reciprocate your sexual advances.
    I choose the former option but I'm told the latter is much easier. I only wish I'd known sooner as it took much of my rapier wit reserves to scale this particular Everest.

    It's all on you now, dawg. We'll be watching.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by bbhaag View Post
    Here we go...again.
    Cmon man....I went through this a few pages back. I'm just here to hang out and shoot the shit. I give advice were I can but for the most part I'm just here to hang out and give you vets a hard time...and hopefully make some friends along the way.
    The only way to make friends with Mary is to intellectually humble her or get her wife to reciprocate your sexual advances.
    I choose the former option but I'm told the latter is much easier. I only wish I'd known sooner as it took much of my rapier wit reserves to scale this particular Everest.

    It's all on you now, dawg. We'll be watching.
    He could always just fiddle mary's wife while using the secret anime card to assume some form of comradeship, just as long as he is a tentacle porn connoisseur, he should be in.

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    Carl Froch is the bitterest boxer ever to lace up his gloves.

    He's a very tough fighter who has done extremely well.
    Unfortunately for him, he isn't handsome, he doesn't talk very well, he isn't quirky or funny and he has never been the best in whatever division he fights in. There has always been someone around who is considered better. He was lucky to get to the final of the super-six because, in my opinion, Dirrell should have got the verdict in their fight, Kessler gave him a lesson and, of course, Ward thoroughly outclassed him.

    Fighters like Hatton or Amir Kahn or David Haye will always be bigger names because of their charisma. Carl Froch doesn't have charisma. He is acutely aware of this and believes that because he (thinks he) is a better boxer than these people, he should be a bigger name. This will never happen, because it's boxing, so he is reduced to making snide comments that make no sense at all; like when he said he's better than Calzaghe or that Kahn should retire or that he's eclipsed Eubank.

    Fuck off, Froch. You're just jelly and so is your face.
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    My neck hurts. I think I need to work on my posture

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    I strained my hip climbing a tree.

    A sore hip makes me feel very old.
    Now go away.

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    Never thought of it before, but there's something slightly arousing about having secks with one of your online buddy's wyfe. :shame:

    Now if only that opportunity reared its arse on a shorter proximity than a perfect diagonal across the US.

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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa View Post
    My neck hurts. I think I need to work on my posture
    You should probably play less KoC

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    Quote Originally Posted by mbm
    Now if only that opportunity reared its arse on a shorter proximity than a perfect diagonal across the US.
    Skype her and post pics
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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