No more pics will be forthcoming until I see a decent peen pic.
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No more pics will be forthcoming until I see a decent peen pic.
effendi
Mbm's got a good one where he's lying down on the bed and his wife took a picture of him from the bottom. The angle made his cawk look positvely elephantine.
Will that do?
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
RASPBERRY RIPPLE
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You remembered.Originally Posted by manker
Last edited by megabyteme; 07-26-2012 at 01:26 PM.
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No, manker peen is the only accepted currency these days.
Last edited by Skweeky; 07-26-2012 at 01:39 PM.
RASPBERRY RIPPLE
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Yeah, well, I didn't want to see your old wrinkled, sagging, stretched boobs either.
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Fine. Go and ask squeams for a picture of her hairy nipples then
RASPBERRY RIPPLE
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I've already got a nice, artsy one of her bathing in a sink. Granted, she's a bit young, but her chest is as fully developed as it ever got.Fine. Go and ask squeams for a picture of her hairy nipples then
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If there's one thing I cannot abide it's moths. My stomach goes into spasm whenever one of the horrible cunts flaps into view. A couple of hours ago I laid waste to the biggest one I've ever seen. It was the size of a small hummingbird with none of the charm. It scared the fuck right out of me, so I battered it with a slipper and ran away.
Gathering some resolve I went into the bathroom just now, where its corpse still reposed, still fucking horrific, but infinitely more manageable. As I tried to scoop the fucker up in a dustpan a plume of fungal dust puffed up and these wee mite things scampered away. I nearly fucking vomited. Tried to flush the moth down the bog but it won't go. It just swirls like an abandoned mine and threatens to bite my arse if I go for a shite. Woe is me.
True story.
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Update to moth situation: Pleased to report the moth is now headed towards the Atlantic.
Moth haters take note. A moth of hummingbird magnitude requires at least two pisses directly to the moth face and four fervent flushes to nullify the threat.
This has been a public service announcement, youse cunts.
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