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    Moths are rotten.com to the max, mate. Be like me and hide from them.

    They're extra-special ugly, giving off death at every fatal flap. Bunch of horrible cunts.

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    If I only had known about this affliction of yours before I sent you a dildo shaped USB lava lamp.

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    I can't hate them, mate. They're the Allen of the insect world. You don't see a single sign for months and then all of a sudden; everywhere.
    A tiny head banging relentlessly and contentedly against your shiniest dap.

    What about butterflies.
    Do you like butterflies
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    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Butterflies are a daytime dalliance. Pretty and easily destroyed. A bit like Skweeks in that regard.

    They don't scare me. It's the dust that gathers on the moths' wings. It's symbolic of an accumulation of death.

    I also have an aversion to creatures with cloven hooves. It's a catholic thing I'll never shake despite its ridiculousness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky View Post
    bitch.

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    Intermezzo:

    Just watching Family Guy and they came out with this:
    'Her fists are so deadly she's not even allowed to be a lesbian'

    Fan-tastic

    PS: Chavis, I know what you are thinking. And no.

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    Jebus, tell me what I'm thinking then as I hardly know myself.

    If you have to infer what I'm thinking then I'm doing all this whole communication thing wrong, innit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
    Butterflies are a daytime dalliance. Pretty and easily destroyed. A bit like Skweeks in that regard.

    They don't scare me. It's the dust that gathers on the moths' wings. It's symbolic of an accumulation of death.

    I also have an aversion to creatures with cloven hooves. It's a catholic thing I'll never shake despite its ridiculousness.
    What an odd succession of words.
    I always look for logic where there clearly is none. Like spiders. I have no idea why girls are frightened of spiders.

    Aversion therapy is the only way forward.
    Let's have a spliff in a field surrounded by goats and pigs, the scene lit with a single candle such that moths converge on us regularly and suddenly out of the darkness.

    Skweeky can come too. We'll strip her and cover her in spiders.
    Two for one.
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    Is this part of the tutelage?

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