Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

[sixorseven]

chavis,

I've only just this minute realised that she wasn't being completely dishonest with you in that PM, she was right when she told you I can be unpleasant. I'm not sure she managed to convey quite how deeply unpleasant I can be, but then I'm not sure she ever realised how deeply unpleasant I can be. Still the point is that little bit of her malicious PM was correct.

[megabyteme]

Someone leave the screen door open?

[chalice]

David, sit yourself down. Stop your hoppity hop hopping. Wrap your warped, stalker noodle around the facts.

I do not give a fuck about your distress. The more I read, the more I don't care. You're yesterday's news, sunshine. You can say you're gonna kill people all you like. It won't make anybody care. You're regarded as ineffectual. Until you actually effect something, you'll stay that way. You say that's gonna be in thirteen fucking years or something. I'm not gonna stick around that long to find out. So, I'll kinda never know you've exacted your brutal revenge (you sorry fucking spastic), rendering it kinda pointless.

You should go and get 'I am Dave. I am an uberspastic' tattooed on your inner eyelids, cos you seem to be hard of remembering that fact. Just remember, Dave, I took you apart and strewed your spastic body parts all across the internets. I won. I know you can't accept that, but that just makes it all the sweeter. Every post you make just reminds me how much I normandy'd your little mind and soul.

You're gonna say that it was Sophie, but it was me wot put the work in.

[megabyteme]

Interesting how you've not been "targeted" for expectoration, eh chalice? Dave likes to pick on little gurls and accountants. You'd think he'd want to go after the one who'd blown up his foul-footed friend...

[chalice]

Interesting how you've not been "targeted" for expectoration, eh chalice? Dave likes to pick on little gurls and accountants. You'd think he'd want to go after the one who'd blown up his foul-footed friend...

As soon as I start giving broad interpretation of a fuck what Dave does I'll give the matter some consideration.

On the surface, though, it all points towards Dave being scared of my magnificence, innit.

[megabyteme]

He'd piss in his jack boots, and cut himself with his pocket knife. It'd be a sad, pathetic sight, for sure...

[megabyteme]

MBM, chavis isn't a target because he was just a tool used by the malicious one... that much became clear very early on, and indeed I have told him that many times. Just like you're not a target, nor is Mary. You're all just gullible tools... and pricks too.

I take that as "geographically unfeasible, and are armed well enough to take out a large university/movie premier."

[chalice]

There was no bait, Dave. I saw a golden opportunity to pwn a fuckwit on the internets and I took it. If anyone was used, it was not only yourself, but Sophie, too. Now, that's not necessarily how I perceive it, but that point could be argued.

The result is, well, fucking legendary. I actually made a grown man. An ex-soldier, no less, have a nervous breakdown on the internets. How I did it doesn't matter. But I did.

[megabyteme]

If posts here don't make any difference to you, Dave, WHY KEEP COMING BACK? You don't have anything new/valuable to add, and you are entirely irrelevant. You've been crushed by each, and every one of us without effective answer. You've had your shot and failed. Besides that, your 15 minutes are long expired.

Fuck the fuck off.

[megabyteme]

The result is, well, fucking legendary. I actually made a grown man. An ex-soldier, no less, have a nervous breakdown on the internets. How I did it doesn't matter. But I did.

Post Traumatic Chalice Syndrome. It's becoming an epidemic.