Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

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What the fuck kind of army would let dave in. A raging fuckwit with no self-discipline. He wouldn't pass the psych test here, ffs.

Small children are less easily goaded, ffs.

Mental problems are the bread and butter of the military.True story.

Yeah, but there's mental and then there's mental.

I mean, I doubt lack of impulse control or logic, delusions and an inability for self-reflection are desirable traits in a soldier.


"No, I didn't really shoot those unarmed civilians, and besides, they would have shot first, so I was only doing it in self-defense before they started shooting."

I don't really see hiring someone who keeps going back to the same spot day after day, fighting badly at that, when the only reason there is still fighting to be had is because they keep going there, catching on. Except maybe in the US military, now that I think about it.

[Snee]

In other news, Bill Murray isn't going to appear in Ghostbusters 3.

Well, what's the fucking point then.

Dan Aykroid?

[Snee]

Rick Moranis?

[chalice]

They may be fantastic, fucking outstanding and all that, but I'll always be able to say Venkman wasn't in it, innit.

Rendering it wank.

[Skiz]

Noice one Ramsey!

[Skweeky]

Morning bored.

T-16 days to Belfast

[manker]

treating spastics like spastics is the way forward. I learned that from a forumlar sage.

Onto more important matters; I think Mary may have been a little more upset than she let on about the constant sexual insinuation regarding his wife, one Ivana Sukurnobofski. And also the fat jokes.



Is there any merit in this supposition?

I didn't wanna say it, but I will.

You're aware that Ivana has taken stock of this forum, aren't you? She's a bit hurt, understandably.

Coincidence? Sleep medication? Road trips? Family? I think fucking not.

Well, fucking fuck. I just needed to say it aloud, peruse the feedback.
How tortured must Mary have been to invent a life.

I think we over-whacked the piñata to the extent that we got bloody viscera instead of the sweet candy of success.

[manker]

In other news; fuck Ghostbusters, I thought there already was a III and also, hai Skweeks.
Are you still taking the homosexual with you to Belfast and have you pre-booked accommodation.

[ziggyjuarez]

[chalice]

I didn't wanna say it, but I will.

You're aware that Ivana has taken stock of this forum, aren't you? She's a bit hurt, understandably.

Coincidence? Sleep medication? Road trips? Family? I think fucking not.

Well, fucking fuck. I just needed to say it aloud, peruse the feedback.
How tortured must Mary have been to invent a life.

I think we over-whacked the piñata to the extent that we got bloody viscera instead of the sweet candy of success.

Even the gentlest of caresses to that particular piñata would've yielded similar results. The boy was playing with fire.

And now, where has all that candour and sincerity gotten him?