Originally Posted by
Artemis
So I asked my son how school was today when I picked him up from the bus. He told me proudly that he had 'sacktapped' someone. I looked blankly back, not actually having heard of this before, but then I made the grave mistake of asking him what a sacktap was. He proudly informed me that a sacktap is when you flick someone in the balls with the back of your hand ergo a sack tap
Yeah see. Now you've made me think of the logistics involved in this sack-tapping. I remember having it explained to me by a rugby player. He said that you have to fully extend your arm and face the back of your hand to the target's groin, you then surreptitiously swing your arm toward the target and at the last possible moment, snap your wrist upwards and shape your hand so that your index and small finger are splayed at approximately 45 degrees such that the nails of your middle and ring finger
make contact with one or both bawls at maximum velocity and at the optimum angle.
It's better if you can do this when the sack-tapped individual is naked, apparementement. So the blow isn't cushioned.
In anticipation of Mary's presents in this thread, I feel honour bound to ask whether this was locker room jocularity or non-naked playground japes
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