Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

[mjmacky]

Also to Mulder congratulations on stopping doing ,besides deciding to take a nap in the inviting shade in front of a moving steamroller, the stupidest option open to a human being.

Everything that's enjoyable harms our body, as do just living and aging. Why get picky with our poisons now? Incidentally, it looks like I quit this week. I ordered tobacco last week and it still hasn't shipped, so now I'm just sitting at home working and being all out of the stuff.

[Something Else]

Sounds like you want to meet my friend Orifist.

[IdolEyes787]

Also to Mulder congratulations on stopping doing ,besides deciding to take a nap in the inviting shade in front of a moving steamroller, the stupidest option open to a human being.

Everything that's enjoyable harms our body,as do just living and aging.

Aging is kinda unavoidable and doesn't cost anything though. I'm sure if it was optional with a cost involved most people would happily opt out to save a few bucks to spend on beer.

Also apparently you're a sexual masochist which doesn't really surprise me.

[Snee]

I've heard no one cares when you're being a meanie, anymore. It was on the news or something.

[IdolEyes787]

I wish .Then maybe I could trip little girls and punch nuns and steal the crutches from crippled war heroes and not have to hid from the fuzz like I do now.

[mjmacky]

Everything that's enjoyable harms our body,as do just living and aging.

Aging is kinda unavoidable and doesn't cost anything though. I'm sure if it was optional with a cost involved most people would happily opt out to save a few bucks to spend on beer.

Also apparently you're a sexual masochist which doesn't really surprise me.

Don't just accept your mortality, accelerate it. That's my motto. We don't need to be living so damn long anyhow.

[Mr. Mulder]

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[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/movies/n...is-carter.html

ZOMFGWTFBBQGTFOSTFUNOWAI!!!!11111111

and also!!!1 http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/...r-after-amazon

[Mr. Mulder]

It’s been over 10 years now, I might make a new avatar and sig ….maybe a game of thrones one with midgets and titties….

Midgets and titties >*. (but never midget titties ).

[Mr. Mulder]

In other 4th-post-in-a-row news, i'm taking the misses to see the alan partridge moviefilm tonight. Then, afterwards I just might show her my penis if you know what i am saying.