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    I'm testing horribad code.

    Too bad I also wrote it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis View Post
    My favourite movie genre and my favourite pastime all in one.... oh happy day.

    I have my doubts that any of the actors were actually inebriated as there was very little crying and no hitting on ugly people.
    I'm pretty sure that the writers were drunk though as there was obviously a lot of bad decision making involved.
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    Wagwan, breadbins

    got to go to a client site innit, got to go uninstall three network printers from their print server and replace them with new ones. its gonna be a proper ballache getting users to think for them selves and remove the old ones from their Printers and Faxes and install the new ones. I was gonna script it lyke with a VB script on login but it failed, its a shitty XP environment too

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    Testing a code patch and I didn't write it. =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    Sex with a woman!?!?!?? Ergh, gross!! Don't you know that's where dieses like malaria come from!!??!?1

    Quote Originally Posted by Snee View Post
    I'm going to a company event thing type of deal. Gonna live in a hotel until saturday and shizzle.
    You need to leave the room like this upon your last day for the cleaners to find...

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    I forgot about that.

    But I did get silly drunk, hug a bunch of wimmins, get escorted home by hotel security, get sick all over the toilet, and fall asleep on the shower floor, with the shower nozzle in hand, still spraying in my face when I woke up. Among other things.

    So at least I got something right.

    If I got anything wrong, it was remembering too much of it the day after.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snee View Post
    and fall asleep on the shower floor, with the shower nozzle in hand, still spraying in my face when I woke up. Among other things.
    So you basically waterboarded yourself.
    I suppose it could have been worse and you might have woken up in garage with jumper cables attached to your genitals.

    That didn't happen too,did it?
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    No. Saving that for the next time, I guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snee View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    Sex with a woman!?!?!?? Ergh, gross!! Don't you know that's where dieses like malaria come from!!??!?1



    You need to leave the room like this upon your last day for the cleaners to find...

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    I forgot about that.

    But I did get silly drunk, hug a bunch of wimmins, get escorted home by hotel security, get sick all over the toilet, and fall asleep on the shower floor, with the shower nozzle in hand, still spraying in my face when I woke up. Among other things.

    So at least I got something right.

    If I got anything wrong, it was remembering too much of it the day after.
    I don't drink, evarr.

    though i would like to know what else was spraying in your face
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    fings wot i have done today instead of studying for a boring windows 8 exam:

    there's scaffolding outside my window, i dont know what for but i climbed out onto it to have a fag this morning, it was quite nice
    washed up a weeks worth of dishes, i have about two cups and two plates and a handful of cutlery so that didn't take long
    watched the moviefilm The Iceman - it was pretty awesome.
    did my timesheets for work, a month late of course

    now I'm gonna watch Tom Cruise in space

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    Fuck. That reminds me I'm out of clean glasses (the fact that I'm drinking red orange juice out of a plastic wine glass right now should be a clue, but).

    Thanks for that, racist. Now I might have to feel like I have to do the dishes.

    And when that's done I might have to feel like I have to clean the apartment on account of having covered the floors with skateboard parts and dirty laundry. So thanks again, fascist.




    Also, I'm building a new skateboard, and it's kind of cool. Just waiting for some wheels wot are still in the post.

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