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[ziggyjuarez]

I was talking about my neighbor ford.hes really muscular.
The danish are dangerous! http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=35b_1380987613

[IdolEyes787]

I thought you meant Gerald Ford because he played football.

Or maybe Harrison Ford because he's old as dirt.

Or maybe Glenn Ford because he is now actually dirt.

[TheFoX]

Henry Ford pioneered cheap and nasty cars for the masses.

General Arthur Motors created a similar line of cheap and nasty cars for the masses.

Pierre Chevrolet, that French rat, also pioneered cheap and nasty cars.

Victor Audi tried to match Richter Von Be-emm DubbalOO, Carlz Mersaidz-Benz with their luxury german mass produced cars.

Albert Skoda produces cheap cars that are nasty.

Bob Dodge got rammed into car production.

Michael Bentley, Richard Chrysler, Patrick Ferrari, John Honda, Ainsley Proton and Dick Lotus make a variety of cars that could be crap, and might be made for the masses.

But the best one of the lot was the car company that was created when a Greek Cypriot could not decide whether to have a lamb kebab or a ghini kebab.

He sat there for ages discussing it...

Lamb or Ghini?

Lamb or Ghini?

Lamb or Ghini?

Lamb or Ghini?

In the end, he decided to have both mixed together, and created a Lamborghini kebab, which then went on to become a car make. So next time you drive around in your Lamborghini, remember that it was created from a kebab.

[ziggyjuarez]

I trust you so much im not even going to fact check.that post was like a episode of vsauce.

[Mr. Mulder]

My ninjas

watched The Man With The Iron Fists last night, it was pretty gud. Proper over the top lyke though the most unrealistic part was that the RZA (the blacksmith) didn't have a single muscle on either arm, despite being a blacksmith. But because he's a super tough rapper in real life who has all the monies and gets all the wimins he can of course take down any Japanese legend he chooses.

but it has sick fights and haircuts and of course russell crowe fightin round the world

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[IdolEyes787]

My ninjas

watched The Man With The Iron Fists last night, it was pretty gud.
but it has sick fights ....

Is gud a new slang term for bad?If so I concur that The Man With the Iron Fists was really,really gud.
Also the fights were gud.Very,very gud.

A good fight requires a certain level of athleticism or drama or artistry and TMWtIF's had none of those.

[Mr. Mulder]

Yes but they had super sweet haircuts, something that money can't buy. Except that it totally can

[ziggyjuarez]

Wu-Tang forever.

[IdolEyes787]

I saw Gravity.

What a fantastic movie.The only way they could possibly have made it better is if they managed to work in a giant robot or two and maybe replace George Clooney with Jason Stratham.

[TheFoX]

I saw Gravity.

What a fantastic movie.The only way they could possibly have made it better is if they managed to work in a giant robot or two and maybe replace George Clooney with Jason Stratham.

Maybe you should be a director, instead of a commentator.