Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

[IdolEyes787]

I saw Gravity.

What a fantastic movie.The only way they could possibly have made it better is if they managed to work in a giant robot or two and maybe replace George Clooney with Jason Stratham.

Maybe you should be a director, instead of a commentator.

Yeah I have all these great ideas and I don't understand why no one is willing to give someone with little to no experience tens of millions of dollars to make movie.

Personally I would have opened Gravity with an extended sequence of a weightless Sandra Bullock slowly stripping out of her spacesuit as an homage to Barbarella.
I figure if Tarantino and DePalma can garner critical praise for ripping off other people then why can't I?

I'd also work in Bowie's Space Oddity into the soundtrack. Likely while they're drifting around because that's brilliant in it's sheer obviousness.

Of course there would also be a heartwarming scene involving a puppy but basically that goes without saying.

[Skiz]

WTF happened to the audible pronunciations in wikipedia? What good does "/ˌsɜrʃiəˈrɛəraɪ" do me?

[TheFoX]

Maybe you should be a director, instead of a commentator.

Yeah I have all these great ideas and I don't understand why no one is willing to give someone with little to no experience tens of millions of dollars to make movie.

The thing is that you need drive to get anywhere in life. If you don't have the desire, then no one is ever going to trust you with tens of millions of dollars. You need to get out there and put yourself about if you ever want to be someone.

[megabyteme]

You need to get out there and put yourself about if you ever want to be someone.

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[IdolEyes787]

The thing is that you need drive to get anywhere in life. If you don't have the desire, then no one is ever going to trust you with tens of millions of dollars. You need to get out there and put yourself about if you ever want to be someone.

That seems a bit pushy, not to mention like far too much work simply to afford a bigger house with a second bathroom.
No I think I shall stick with my original plan of lollygagging in the sun and befriending squirrels in what I feel is the quite real hope one will find a bag of money in a tree and leave it to me in his will.

Thanks anyway for the advice,ridiculous as it is.

[Vestibule]

I'd also work in Bowie's Space Oddity into the soundtrack. Likely while they're drifting around because that's brilliant in it's sheer obviousness.

yes it is... if only to turn on a new generation to the single most iconic artist of modern times...

[tevo]

I win!!

[Mr. Mulder]

/banned.

Haisup 'girlfriends

i went and had a filling this morning at t'dentist, i've got this hawt little Mexican dentist now, today was the second time i've seen her. I had a filling done on one of my back teeth and the whole time she was resting her dirty potatoes on my face, it was super hawt

i wouldn't mind giving her a filling, if you know what i'm saying.

It's sex. Sex is what i am saying

[Snee]

I was in the zone for like two hours today, dawgs.

I was writing code like a boss.

The rest of the day I was answering questions from other people

[Snee]

Just picked up a bluray copy of the Rocky Horror Picture Show at the post office as well. Today is a good day, and tonight is saved.




Apparently the bored wrecks bookmarks on yotube clips, so just forward to 1:45 for the point of the video.