If we're posting boobs, I'll just leave this here.
yo
Turns out my nexus 7 has touchscreen issues and so does a load of other onesi tried playing max payne and batman on it and then loads of menus started opening and Max started jumping and firing even though i only pressed forward. its proper gay
/in other news i start flat hunting with the misses end of the month. I imagine im not going to be allowed to sit at my laptop at 3am, getting high and masturbating furiously to mother daughter porn anymore. Or have cocopops for dinner![]()
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it might be a lot like this, which would be kind of kewl as i'd be banging leela from futurama![]()
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Congats bredwin innit.
Last edited by Alien5; 11-15-2013 at 10:59 AM.
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In the comments:
directions not clear enough, I got my balls stuck on the ceiling fan...
Other comments that were priceless included:
Couldnt unzip in time. Embarrassed myself in front of the Queen. Again(!)
"Honey grab the pool noodles, I've got a great idea!"
Zipper directions unclear, now have Prince Albert
But the best is.....
Photographic your friends with belongings they're borrowing really enhances the trust in your relationship.
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Might have linked this before, but here's something completely different:
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NSFW and def not safe for kids.
If HP Lovecraft made music videos, that sort of thing.
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Mi signotaur > urs.
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