Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

[anon]

[megabyteme]

Chief and Mulder back? That's it, I'm gonna buy a Lotto ticket...

[Mr. Mulder]

Hai.

Watup, dawg.

I thought your missus wouldn't let you come onto the cool internets.

Has she dumped you?

Sup Wigga!111

Pfft, like I'm gonna let some chick tell me what to do!! She can't tell me how to live my life, I'm a grown man now, I even have a mustache! ....Almost!!!!1

I'm high as tits right now and have been on 2 cool websites and i might not even brush my teeth before sleeping on my sofa bed in its upright position. :fuckthepolice: :conformists:

[Mr. Mulder]

Mornsup, the internets

The office is pretty quiet today and i have no work to do, it's pretty sick ....perhaps too sick

I watched the new Dexter on my mobile telephone on the bus to work this morning, there was a loud a-rab on his phone sat next to me talking to his even louder friend on his phone meaning no one was aloud to read. But Dexter is shite now anywai, just like the last season.

in other news, Axe Cop FTW!! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2497834/

[Ck1]

Hello mr mulder remember me 10 yr ago?

[Mr. Mulder]

Don't ever leave me like that again!!

[Mr. Mulder]

Home thyme, bitchez!! Staying at the misseses tonight where she will cook spag bol whilst i watch episode after episode of south park on her fancy satellite televisions, then if the mood takes me i shall slap her titties around for upwards of 3 minutes

[Mr. Mulder]

im meant to be fixing our accounts software but instead im reading about grasshopper mice - they sound pretty kewl, they can kill almost anything and they even howl at the moon like wolves. True Story.

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[ckrit]

[ckrit]

Incidentally, if I ever were to sit around surfing the interwebs instead of working, at work, I'd probably be checking out cracked.com

This, fex.

#6 is creepy yet awesome as fuck.