Good afternoon, you bunch of horrible cunts.
Today I will be mostly be being lonely, not going to work, travelling to the further reaches of being wopped, and posting pish on the internets, in that order. Might even have a drinky-poo, who knows.
Whatever happens, it'll be fucking fantastic.
Top of the apres-midi to you, too.
What a life you lead. God's pocket, that's where you are.
You think you could put that big brain of yours to work devising a plan so that your missus takes my missus and spawn to foreign shores the next time they go?
I'm sure I'll have a great time.
It's like the before times only better, mate. I didn't have a house in the before times. A distant relative is a wonderful thing indeed.
Speaking of progeny, I'm working on a thread that just needs to be aired. You're in it and everything. Such is its searing relevance that the very future of this forum hinges upon it, teetering voidwards. That's all I can say at this juncture.
Last edited by chalice; 07-09-2012 at 11:45 AM. Reason: mary
You did this before and I almost fell off the edge of my seat, such was the anticipation.
And then you didn't post anything.
Can't remember what it was about but it was of extreme importance.
I'm going to go ahead and assume that you're playing with my emotions this time, too. I'll be better prepared this time, you just see if I'm not.
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I'm taking that as you want me to lubricate Squeams up sufficiently so that she'll post more about her cervix such that you can knock a quick one out before bed without going to all that effort of finding some new pr0nz on the internets.
I can see inside your soul, Artster
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