Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

[chalice]

Also.

[chalice]

Morrissey isn't about wanting to kill yourself. He's about wanting to get over the feeling of killing yourself. There's a difference.

[IdolEyes787]

Then how come listening to him makes me want to kill myself?

[IdolEyes787]

See Bobby McFerin is about getting over wanting to kill yourself and yet he doesn't instil the feeling of me wanting to kill myself.

[chalice]

Then how come listening to him makes me want to kill myself?

You want to kill yourself anyway. You're just letting him exacerbate it.

[chalice]

Also, there's no fucking way I'm watching Bobby Mc fucking Ferrin. I'm depressed enough.

[IdolEyes787]

Then how come listening to him makes me want to kill myself?

You want to kill yourself anyway. You're just letting him exacerbate it.

I really don't want to kill myself as I feel there are probably enough people already willing to do it for me.
Yes I am that lazy.

[IdolEyes787]

Also, there's no fucking way I'm watching Bobby Mc fucking Ferrin. I'm depressed enough.

It helps if you think of Bobby McFerrin as good music just with the good part removed.
Anyway, racist.

[chalice]

You want to kill yourself anyway. You're just letting him exacerbate it.

I really don't want to kill myself as I feel there are probably enough people already willing to do it for me.
Yes I am that lazy.

Southpaw grammar. Do something for me, if you please.

Make me not want to kill myself. There's a good chap.

[IdolEyes787]

McFerrin Video linked to this.



He's not really very good but I think no one is willing to tell him that for fear that he may eat them.