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    I didn't realize warts were a persistent theme. I've dealt with them on both professional and amateur levels.

    I went to a doctor to have two of them frozen and sliced, but the wrong payload was delivered. They were on my right pinky knuckle and aside my nail on the my right pointer, adjoining the bird. I was needled in the afflicted areas with a numbing shot while assuming it was part of the cryolaceration process. I laid back and daydreamed until I recognized the scent of a cannibalistic bbq. I sat up and noticed he had used a cauterizing device to open a viewing window to my bone... I immediately passed out. My nail doesn't quite grow back correctly.

    Since then, I've dealt with two others on my hand using a combination of that freeze bottle and nail clippers. Just keep fucking up the dermis, it'll be gone.

    None of this will help rid chalice the bat in the Belfast belfry. He isn't even supposed to be here now. What was up with the howling siren a couple weeks back?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alien5 View Post
    I think I have severe personality disorder.
    The rest of us doubt you have one at all.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Who are the rest of us?

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    The bored. We talk about you in secret threads.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Lol the rest of us can't keep secrets very well

    You must be joking
    Last edited by Alien5; 07-11-2013 at 07:57 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alien5 View Post
    You must be joking
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    I think a lot of people on here a read pricks

    But I'm sure IRL you're probably a real nice person
    Last edited by Alien5; 07-11-2013 at 08:15 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Actually we're sitting by the pool listening to Blue Oyster Cult.
    Which out of the two of you goes by Bessie?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alien5 View Post
    But I'm sure IRL you're probably a real nice person
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    I don't give a fuck
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