I didn't realize warts were a persistent theme. I've dealt with them on both professional and amateur levels.
I went to a doctor to have two of them frozen and sliced, but the wrong payload was delivered. They were on my right pinky knuckle and aside my nail on the my right pointer, adjoining the bird. I was needled in the afflicted areas with a numbing shot while assuming it was part of the cryolaceration process. I laid back and daydreamed until I recognized the scent of a cannibalistic bbq. I sat up and noticed he had used a cauterizing device to open a viewing window to my bone... I immediately passed out. My nail doesn't quite grow back correctly.
Since then, I've dealt with two others on my hand using a combination of that freeze bottle and nail clippers. Just keep fucking up the dermis, it'll be gone.
None of this will help rid chalice the bat in the Belfast belfry. He isn't even supposed to be here now. What was up with the howling siren a couple weeks back?
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