Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

[TheFoX]

The thing is that you need drive to get anywhere in life. If you don't have the desire, then no one is ever going to trust you with tens of millions of dollars. You need to get out there and put yourself about if you ever want to be someone.

That seems a bit pushy, not to mention like far too much work simply to afford a bigger house with a second bathroom.

Sod the big house with the second bathroom. I'm more interested in the private plane and yacht anchored off Monaco.

Simply put, if you want big, you need to think big. Small thinkers go unnoticed.

If you want something bad enough, you need to go and grab it. Be brash, not bashful. If you don't put yourself forward, you may end up like Oleg, whining about his lot in life.

[IdolEyes787]

i went and had a filling this morning at t'dentist, i've got this hawt little Mexican dentist now, today was the second time i've seen her. I had a filling done on one of my back teeth and the whole time she was resting her dirty potatoes on my face, it was super hawt

i wouldn't mind giving her a filling, if you know what i'm saying.

It's sex. Sex is what i am saying

A warning.The following may prove to be offensive to some but since stereotypes require a lot less time and effort than learning the actual truth I basically go with them whenever possible.

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I've noticed that you're very interested in with sex.Are you absolutely,positively sure that you're English?

[IdolEyes787]

That seems a bit pushy, not to mention like far too much work simply to afford a bigger house with a second bathroom.

Sod the big house with the second bathroom. I'm more interested in the private plane and yacht anchored off Monaco.

Simply put, if you want big, you need to think big. Small thinkers go unnoticed.

If you want something bad enough, you need to go and grab it. Be brash, not bashful. If you don't put yourself forward, you may end up like Oleg, whining about his lot in life.

Yeah but the second bathroom has granite counters and one of those faucets that turns on and off when you wave your hand over it.

[megabyteme]

Sod the big house with the second bathroom. I'm more interested in the private plane and yacht anchored off Monaco.

Simply put, if you want big, you need to think big. Small thinkers go unnoticed.

If you want something bad enough, you need to go and grab it. Be brash, not bashful. If you don't put yourself forward, you may end up like Oleg, whining about his lot in life.

I see what you are saying. We've gotta go find a rich guy and force him to give me us all his monies.

Anyone know where Idol lives? Other than his carpet, I think his house might be pretty nice.

[IdolEyes787]

I'm pretty sure that no one can force me to do anything.

I might have to have myself labelled a terrorist and abducted by the CIA just to test this theory out.

[megabyteme]

Mexican dentist

1. I saw a globe once, and there was A LOT of blue stuff between Mexico and England. I doubt anyone could swim that far- even a Mexican.

2. Mexican. Dentist. Obviously, there were 2 people in the room with you.

3. Surely, you were mistaken and the cleaning lady (probably from Spain- one could swim from there) rubbed her boobs on your eyes so she could steal your wallet AND identity.

[IdolEyes787]

You're being incredibly racist.
Clearly the Mexican lady could have been a dentist as I assume the cartel requires dental work too,occasionally.

Anyway this weekend it's Thanksgiving in Canada,so I would like to take the opportunity to give thanks for the return of The Walking Dead,hopefully with less The Governor and Carl finally dying in some horrific way.

Also I'm hoping that this will be the year where someone on the show actually talks in a setting realistic manner.

I'm pretty sure that given similar circumstance most people's vocabulary would consist entirely of crying like a little girl and the word "fuck".

[Mr. Mulder]

you're all being super racist. Clearly she was the president of Mexico and just wanted a better life for her self. And clearly her and I will run away together but not to Mexico because that's gross. And clearly she wants me to slap her dirty pillows around and somehow the misses would be ok with this then we'd all get ice cream

[megabyteme]

I'm pretty sure that given similar circumstance most people's vocabulary would consist entirely of crying like a little girl and the work "fuck".

I believe the above sentence has been pilfered from Macky's diary without proper citation.

[IdolEyes787]

you're all being super racist. Clearly she was the president of Mexico and just wanted a better life for her self. And clearly her and I will run away together but not to Mexico because that's gross. And clearly she wants me to slap her dirty pillows around and somehow the misses would be ok with this then we'd all get ice cream

You know right up until you wrote that, I was of the belief that Mexico was ruled by a chief or maybe a warlord like the US.