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[Mr. Mulder]

so i'm getting ripped off on eBay and i just threatened to kill the man in his sleep, i wonder what will come of it

[Snee]

i'm not too fond of reading about sci-fi's, if i can't see the spaceships and spandex then my mind automatically makes everything look like TNG ....are the girl with the dragon tattoo bewks any good? I saw the film they made about it with james bond, it had internets and rape it wasn't too bad

Saw the original movies, and that was enough for me.

As for the sci-fi I recommended, there's combat autism ( ) and buttplugs and stuff, so you know it's gonna be good.

And, anyways, Gardens of the Moon is fantasy, so what is your excuse now, what, well?


Stross also wrote a series of books that fall somewhere in between sci-fi and fantasy, beginning with the Atrocity Archives iirc. It's got no spaceships but heroic IT guise doing magic, I shit you not.

[Skiz]

i'm not too fond of reading about sci-fi's, if i can't see the spaceships and spandex then my mind automatically makes everything look like TNG ....are the girl with the dragon tattoo bewks any good? I saw the film they made about it with james bond, it had internets and rape it wasn't too bad

Yes, I liked the first one the best and the middle book the least. Honestly, you could just read the first book and be done. I'd say the second two are optional.

The Swedish (I think) version of the movie was much better.

[Mr. Mulder]

Casual-Friday/Pay-Day Sup

[Snee]

The Swedish (I think) version of the movie was much better.

Swedish, yes, so less compromises for censorship, for one thing. The second movie was all right too, but the third, while still well made, dragged on for too long, although I may have seen an extended version, so a theatrical version might be better paced.

Also: Noomi Rapace > Rooney Mara.

[Mr. Mulder]

i was listening to the Sons of Anarchy soundtrack on youtube, then a bit of bob dylan and when the song ended Youtube recommended me Eminem ft. Rihanna I don't know what either of those things are but i'm going to run a full virus scan just to be safe...

[Snee]

So, as I was heading home, I decided to stop by at a store I frequently frequent. As I was parking my bike, I came upon an indian, or possibly pakistani, portly gentleman wearing the douchiest sports jacket I have ever seen, ever.

He was relieving himself against one of the store's walls. So I started thinking: Perhaps he's unfamiliar with the concept of toilets; perhaps they don't have them where he's from, because why else might he be taking a wee against a wall, the other side of which there's a restroom. Perhaps he's not heard of hygiene either, I thought, as he was running his hands through his hair and walking away briskly. But then I thought that maybe I was being a bit racist, and perhaps he's just a fucking idiot. And then I thought that maybe the appropriate response might be to punch him in his stupid pudgy face. Just on the off-chance that that might be how they say hello in his village.

I didn't, though, because who knows what else he might have been touching and putting in his face.

And thus, bad hygiene saves the day. There's a lesson to be learned here.

[mjmacky]

So, as I was heading home, I decided to stop by at a store I frequently frequent. As I was parking my bike, I came upon an indian, or possibly pakistani, portly gentleman wearing the douchiest sports jacket I have ever seen, ever.

He was relieving himself against one of the store's walls. So I started thinking: Perhaps he's unfamiliar with the concept of toilets; perhaps they don't have them where he's from, because why else might he be taking a wee against a wall, the other side of which there's a restroom. Perhaps he's not heard of hygiene either, I thought, as he was running his hands through his hair and walking away briskly. But then I thought that maybe I was being a bit racist, and perhaps he's just a fucking idiot. And then I thought that maybe the appropriate response might be to punch him in his stupid pudgy face. Just on the off-chance that that might be how they say hello in his village.

I didn't, though, because who knows what else he might have been touching and putting in his face.

And thus, bad hygiene saves the day. There's a lesson to be learned here.

Yeah, there's a plethora of scenarios you have forgotten to consider. Maybe he detests the establishment, or perhaps he was trying to hastily evacuate a microchip that government aliens installed to monitor his obviously busy sex life. You don't know, you don't know what government aliens are scheming.

[Snee]

That's the most sense I've ever seen you post

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