ffs, wont be allowed to lean on balustrades next
spmado
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ffs, wont be allowed to lean on balustrades next
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
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That'll be it.Originally Posted by manker
Come out and play, Dave. I wonder if Mrs. Dave is reading this. I hope so.
Hai, Mrs. Dave. Your hubby's not a nice fella, but I'm sure you'd gathered that by now.
effendi
Maybe she will start making him dress differently too.
what will this mean to ecru suit manufacturers
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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Moving forward, Dave will lurk and scream inwards. This will last at most two days.
Then he'll be back saying he never said he'd leave. That's wot Dave does.
effendi
That'd be unpossible. He just can't risk it.That'll be it.
Come out and play, Dave. I wonder if Mrs. Dave is reading this. I hope so.
Hai, Mrs. Dave. Your hubby's not a nice fella, but I'm sure you'd gathered that by now.
She'd read that story he made up about fucking milfs in a hotel room and even though she knew her pathetic excuse for a life companion made it up, she'd still use it against him when he's pleading for her not to make him shave his tash.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Error xɐʇuʎs
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If he's anything like who I used to think he was, he'll be back as a fat lesbian in no time.
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I know who you mean, and you're wrong, mate.
You're on about 5 vegetables? I highly doubt it.
Error xɐʇuʎs
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I'm talking about a man who could break your arm like a twig from across two continents, not some illiterate racist twunt.
Welp, racialist still, but.
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My 'snap your arm like a twig' in the other thread preceded your 'snap your arm like a twig' in this by a good thirty seconds.
Haha. I win.
Error xɐʇuʎs
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I just got the giggles over realising that this board has seen at least two fat lesbian impersonators.
What are the odds?
Is there some unknown surplus of those out there that makes them an especially likely choice?
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