Hoi chavis.

[manker]

Who would have thought that everyone's favourite erudite cervix owner would win when pitted against the ponderous postings of Magnum Dave.
The shock-wave resonates.

And what's this about chavois saying I don't love you guise. I am suitably appalled but heartened in an equal measure by your implicit faith in my internal bucket of bonhomie

You are NOT sticking your finger up my arse and that's the end of it, mum.

Don't make me get your father.

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[chalice]

I'm so pleased you can extract so much pleasure from having damaged another person as you have me.

What's this, another person? Who did squeams put in the friend zone now
Not the star-trek marks and spencer guy! He was as cunning as a very cunning thing with his getting inside her tactics.

And also, thought you left, Dave.

Dave lurks and logs on at the last second. That's how he operates. He watches the board at all times, trembling in wait of his name, the sad bastard.

[chalice]

You are NOT sticking your finger up my arse and that's the end of it, mum.

Don't make me get your father.

cave_explorer.jpg

[manker]

What's this, another person? Who did squeams put in the friend zone now
Not the star-trek marks and spencer guy! He was as cunning as a very cunning thing with his getting inside her tactics.

And also, thought you left, Dave.

Dave lurks and logs on at the last second. That's how he operates. He watches the board at all times, trembling in wait of his name, the sad bastard.

He's definitely the best mentalist we've ever had.

Dave: I'm leaving
the bored: you'll post again
Dave: no I won't
the bored: lol
---3 hours later----
Dave: sup guise

[chalice]

Dave lurks and logs on at the last second. That's how he operates. He watches the board at all times, trembling in wait of his name, the sad bastard.

He's definitely the best mentalist we've ever had.

Dave: I'm leaving
the bored: you'll post again
Dave: no I won't
the bored: lol
---3 hours later----
Dave: sup guise

Next he'll say that he wouldn't have posted again, but we just had to exacerbate it and he's coming back to give us what we gave him even though he said he wouldn't.

Dave pulls lies out of his arse like his mum pulls crabs from her nether regions.

[Squeamous]

That's you in the middle.

With my finger in your arse, like.

And what's this about chavois saying I don't love you guise. I am suitably appalled but heartened in an equal measure by your implicit faith in my internal bucket of bonhomie

We should celebrate! You get the garden hose and I'll do that thing I do at parties with two martini glasses and the wicker hamper.

Not the star-trek marks and spencer guy! He was as cunning as a very cunning thing with his getting inside her tactics.

He bloody hasn't! I never let anyone get inside my tactics until I'm in a loving, stable, committed, casual thing.

[chalice]

Know what I think, Squeams? You should change your user name to Sophie. What's the difference? It's a cool name and it's out there anyway.

[manker]

And what's this about chavois saying I don't love you guise. I am suitably appalled but heartened in an equal measure by your implicit faith in my internal bucket of bonhomie

We should celebrate! You get the garden hose and I'll do that thing I do at parties with two martini glasses and the wicker hamper.

Not the star-trek marks and spencer guy! He was as cunning as a very cunning thing with his getting inside her tactics.

He bloody hasn't! I never let anyone get inside my tactics until I'm in a loving, stable, committed, casual thing.

I see what you did there and facepalmed :earl:

Also, if garden hose isn't the most blatant euphemism since forever then I'm not going to meet you behind tesco for a celebratory inspection of your tic-tacs.

[chalice]

No such thing as a blatant euphemism.

[manker]

He's definitely the best mentalist we've ever had.

Dave: I'm leaving
the bored: you'll post again
Dave: no I won't
the bored: lol
---3 hours later----
Dave: sup guise

Next he'll say that he wouldn't have posted again, but we just had to exacerbate it and he's coming back to give us what we gave him even though he said he wouldn't.

Dave pulls lies out of his arse like his mum pulls crabs from her nether regions.

You man to say that he'll think it's not his fault that he read the thread, logged on and posted some shite.

He'd have to be some kind of crazed gibbon if he truly believed that his actions were directly caused by a few throw-away sentences composed by a few pish ripping aficionados from the internets.