We've all said our goodbyes, yet he's still here posting the same old shit ad nauseum.
I don't understand
When he's run out of things to say
When everyone gets fed up of pwning him
When he dies
When everyone else dies
When Mrs Dave cuts off his testacles and his internet access
December 21st 2012
He's stopped. That's it.
He'll never stop. He's a perpetual shitemonger
STFU manker
mostly harmless
We've all said our goodbyes, yet he's still here posting the same old shit ad nauseum.
I don't understand
RASPBERRY RIPPLE
BT Rep: +19
Compared to his normal life, we're all relatively nice to him. I don't think he's going anywhere until he finds some other girl half his age willing tonot run away screamingtalk to him. Fuk it, I'm voting "never".
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
effendi
What do you mean. He's already stopped. He said he was leaving almost a week ago - he even said bye.
This poll is an obvious dig because Magnum Dave doesn't do lies.
Edited caveat: if he comes back here and posts after he said he wouldn't, it's not him failing. It's him escalating the not posting point.
Last edited by manker; 02-03-2012 at 11:22 AM.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
RASPBERRY RIPPLE
BT Rep: +19
Or, perhaps, he's intentionally de-escalating the not failing point. You never know withWMagnum Dave. He's full of trick.
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Incomplete poll.
Where's the 'when he gets arrested' option?
RASPBERRY RIPPLE
BT Rep: +19
I'm curious. Do the police have guns there now, or will they be bludgeoning him during his arrest?
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They have guns (sorta), but that'll hardly be necessary in Dave's case. They'll just throw him a dirty look and he'll fling himself off a balustrade and it'll be all their fault.I'm curious. Do the police have guns there now, or will they be bludgeoning him during his arrest?
In fact, I've been working for the London Metropolitan Police attached to the Enticement Squad for some time now. I've been closing in on him for about 8 months.
8 glorious, righteous months.
Last edited by chalice; 02-03-2012 at 11:54 AM.
Poster
Poetry in motion folks. Really. Im voting for He'll never stop. He's a perpetual shitemonger.
Perpetual Shitemonger!
RASPBERRY RIPPLE
BT Rep: +19
You are right, Chalice. It has been "her" fault. Our fault. Everyone's a wrong-doer except good ole Dave. I'll even bet his wife and kids drove him to pursuing a younger woman. We should ALL get together and discuss how horrible we've been to poor wickle David.
Last edited by megabyteme; 02-03-2012 at 12:01 PM. Reason: Mong posted above me. Ermm.
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BT Rep: +3
The metropolitan police have 'firearms officers' but in this case I don't think they'll fuck around they'll just wheel out the SPGI'm curious. Do the police have guns there now, or will they be bludgeoning him during his arrest?
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