Manker, stop pm-ing me

**mjmacky** · 02-09-2012, 02:07 AM

Originally Posted by Artemis

It would probably be better if you simply list what you don't molest, at least the list would be shorter......

I think I'll save it for the deposition.

**megabyteme** · 02-09-2012, 04:14 AM

Originally Posted by mjmacky

I once punished a boy by ordering him to write 20 times on my cock, "I will not steal Macky's Sharpie". He managed to fill it out 12 times before he ran away on his skateboard. He must have been Asian since he was yellow.

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I molest cartoon children.

If I didn't know you better, I'd think that was a joke.

**mjmacky** · 02-09-2012, 11:33 AM

Originally Posted by megabyteme

If I didn't know you better, I'd think that was a joke.

Sexual exploration with children is no laughing matter. But if you can get them to giggle, it does loosen them up for suggestive persuasion.

**megabyteme** · 02-09-2012, 11:57 AM

Originally Posted by mjmacky

Originally Posted by megabyteme

If I didn't know you better, I'd think that was a joke.

Sexual exploration with children is no laughing matter. But if you can get them to giggle, it does loosen them up for suggestive persuasion.

I just finished Aristotle's Rhetoric, and I believe he would whole-heartedly agree with you. You, sir, have the heart, mind, and sexual proclivities of a great philosopher.

**mjmacky** · 02-09-2012, 12:01 PM

Originally Posted by megabyteme

Originally Posted by mjmacky

Sexual exploration with children is no laughing matter. But if you can get them to giggle, it does loosen them up for suggestive persuasion.

I just finished Aristotle's Rhetoric, and I believe he would whole-heartedly agree with you. You, sir, have the heart, mind, and sexual proclivities of a great philosopher.

Well you know what they say about Aristotle, right? The catholic church has been taking cues on ethics from him for centuries.

Wait, I misworded that. I think that's what they say about catholic churches. So Aristotle and a catholic priest walk into a bar. Aristotle turns to the priest and asks, "where's the boy?" The priest taken back retorts with, "why would you ask such a question?" Aristotle answers, "well it seems to be getting crowded in here".

*joke explanation*

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**megabyteme** · 02-09-2012, 12:05 PM

Originally Posted by mjmacky

Originally Posted by megabyteme

I just finished Aristotle's Rhetoric, and I believe he would whole-heartedly agree with you. You, sir, have the heart, mind, and sexual proclivities of a great philosopher.

Well you know what they say about Aristotle, right? The catholic church has been taking cues on ethics from him for centuries.

What the heck, I'm feeling generous enough to throw in, "and the purity of a Catholic Bishop". Could anyone ask for more praise. I'm available to write you a character reference for your resume, if you need one...

**Squeamous** · 02-09-2012, 01:21 PM

Originally Posted by manker

Oh shush. You know I'm only doing because I want to get in your white cotton gym pants.
Get 'em when they're vulnerable, that's what my dad always says.

Tell you what, I'll write my next PM with guyliner on my cawk and PM a pic of that.
...might need a few re-applications and different pics cos i'm not sure how many words I can fit on there. maybe I could make it into a .gif

Maybe photoshop the balls out though. They're not usually very attractive on men of your age.