Manker, stop pm-ing me

[megabyteme]

Each time an eager to please and, worse, drunken vagina-owner starts messing around with my bawls and doing things like putting one in her mouth, I forget all about sex and start thinking about how I'm on the precipice of extreme hurty pain.
What if she pulls too hard and my vas deferens snaps, what if she bites, what if she accidentally crushes one

On the plus side it's like psychological delay-spray but I hate every second of it.

On rereading this, the thought occurs that you don't have to get them drunk, you could drug them instead. The plus side of this too, is that with the right amount of a rufy or some such they will lack the muscular control to cause you extreme hurty pain, thus relieving you of the stress and worry over being possibly scarred for life. Just think, you will be able to teabag away with little threat to your bawls, this really is a win win situation.

Not only could you teabag, you could add some food coloring to the bottom of your sack, and have a stamping party. With some creativity, you could make a christmas tree, a giant prune, the bat signal, a goat, a motorcycle helmet, a drum stick, and many, many more....

[mjmacky]

Not only could you teabag, you could add some food coloring to the bottom of your sack, and have a stamping party. With some creativity, you could make a christmas tree, a giant prune, the bat signal, a goat, a motorcycle helmet, a drum stick, and many, many more....

I could get a bat wing, but I'm having problems with the actual bat signal. Perhaps you can help me out through Skype, guide me through the steps, I'll follow your every instruction with how you want me to manipulate my sack. $4.99/min.

[megabyteme]

Not only could you teabag, you could add some food coloring to the bottom of your sack, and have a stamping party. With some creativity, you could make a christmas tree, a giant prune, the bat signal, a goat, a motorcycle helmet, a drum stick, and many, many more....

I could get a bat wing, but I'm having problems with the actual bat signal. Perhaps you can help me out through Skype, guide me through the steps, I'll follow your every instruction with how you want me to manipulate my sack. $4.99/min.

I don't have $4.99 per minute. Would you like to manipulate one of my kids for an equal amount of time in trade?

[mjmacky]

I don't have $4.99 per minute. Would you like to manipulate one of my kids for an equal amount of time in trade?

I thought we agreed to hold off until they have recognizable genitalia.

[megabyteme]

I don't have $4.99 per minute. Would you like to manipulate one of my kids for an equal amount of time in trade?

I thought we agreed to hold off until they have recognizable genitalia.

I don't know about you, personally, but you mention "recognizable". Since we would be distorting said mini-g's into fun, party shapes. "Recognizable is NOT a requirement until the judging of the various competitions begin.

I believe $3.49 per minute is more than fair.

[mjmacky]

I thought we agreed to hold off until they have recognizable genitalia.

I don't know about you, personally, but you mention "recognizable". Since we would be distorting said mini-g's into fun, party shapes. "Recognizable is NOT a requirement until the judging of the various competitions begin.

I believe $3.49 per minute is more than fair.

I may be able to use me tongue to tie a knot with a cherry stem, but asking me to do the same with a watermelon seed is a bit daunting. All that aside, you know I would have given you a discount even if you didn't ask, you're ruining the surprise (1 of many).

[megabyteme]

I don't know about you, personally, but you mention "recognizable". Since we would be distorting said mini-g's into fun, party shapes. "Recognizable is NOT a requirement until the judging of the various competitions begin.

I believe $3.49 per minute is more than fair.

I may be able to use me tongue to tie a knot with a cherry stem, but asking me to do the same with a watermelon seed is a bit daunting. All that aside, you know I would have given you a discount even if you didn't ask, you're ruining the surprise (1 of many).