Every time I see a message pop up from you I know I've received another death threat. You're like a harbinger of bad news. Either leave me in ignorance or at the least soften the edges with some cawk pics
Every time I see a message pop up from you I know I've received another death threat. You're like a harbinger of bad news. Either leave me in ignorance or at the least soften the edges with some cawk pics
Oh shush. You know I'm only doing because I want to get in your white cotton gym pants.
Get 'em when they're vulnerable, that's what my dad always says.
Tell you what, I'll write my next PM with guyliner on my cawk and PM a pic of that.
...might need a few re-applications and different pics cos i'm not sure how many words I can fit on there. maybe I could make it into a .gif
You could fit 'Welcome to Wales, and have a nice day' on there, Shirley.
Now go away.
I once sent a girl an MMS of a pic of my cawk with the sentence 'Suck me, beautiful' written on it.
I then sent the self-same pic to a different girl, my gf at the time, a few months later - which was a school-boy error because instead of getting the expected dirty reciprocation pic, I instead got a text saying; 'ur pubes grew back quick'.
I once punished a boy by ordering him to write 20 times on my cock, "I will not steal Macky's Sharpie". He managed to fill it out 12 times before he ran away on his skateboard. He must have been Asian since he was yellow.
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I molest cartoon children.
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