Problems with M&SSTD

[NotLettingItGo]

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[mjmacky]

I'm not surprised over your confusion as to the meaning of proof, your paranoia of the scientific method has left you with many terms to redefine.

Hmmm you didn't think that through did you Jacky?

You're in an altered state today Dave, who pushed you over the cliff, and why wasn't there anyone there to save you?

[NotLettingItGo]

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[mjmacky]

Fuck sake, am I going to have to keep explaining this over and over again to each and everyone of you?

I'm not in an altered state Jacky, this is my new state. A conversion brought about by experience, it's one I'm still trying to learn, but I think it's OK and I'll get better at being a cunt with practice.

Eh but you've done this before. It's sort of like Dr. Jeckyl and Mr. Hyde, only it's Magnum Dave and Train Wreck Dave.

[NotLettingItGo]

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[megabyteme]

I didn't really understand any of that Macky. Also I wasn't aware that men could generate complex emotions of that sort

Oh no worries, there's a solution for that state of being. Have the man slap you around until you remember what you did wrong. If he only strikes your bottom, it'll just be a disservice to you in the long run.

:hero:

[manker]

Conversation went something like this:

Me: 'you don't give a shit'
Him: 'I do give a shit, btw bewbs'
Me: 'ok don't do it again'
Him: 'you're a crazy lady'

Followed by sending me this:

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My mother was right

He sent you something depicting you as his wife.
That can only mean that he wants to marry you. We men are famously skilled at never alluding to or talking about anything within seven degrees of separation of getting married if our girlie-friend is within eavesdropping distance.

So given that and given wiminz always, always, say yes;
I want to come.

[Squeamous]

He sent you something depicting you as his wife.
That can only mean that he wants to marry you. We men are famously skilled at never alluding to or talking about anything within seven degrees of separation of getting married if our girlie-friend is within eavesdropping distance.

So given that and given wiminz always, always, say yes;
I want to come.

But I'm already married!
Oooo, perhaps he's insinuating I am behaving like a nagging harpie of some years standing. It's definitely something I need to devote more time and hysteria to, thank you Manky x

[manker]

He sent you something depicting you as his wife.
That can only mean that he wants to marry you. We men are famously skilled at never alluding to or talking about anything within seven degrees of separation of getting married if our girlie-friend is within eavesdropping distance.

So given that and given wiminz always, always, say yes;
I want to come.

But I'm already married!
Oooo, perhaps he's insinuating I am behaving like a nagging harpie of some years standing. It's definitely something I need to devote more time and hysteria to, thank you Manky x

No wai.
And also, If he knew of your pre-existing marital status, there can only mean that he's a muslim and is planning on spiriting you away to Egypt or Birmingham.

So am I invited or not. I don't need a plus won because I'm planning on ragging one of your bridesmaids, please bear this in mind when selecting them.
Blue eyes, dark hair, not fat and < 25. haithanq.

[Squeamous]

No wai.
And also, If he knew of your pre-existing marital status, there can only mean that he's a muslim and is planning on spiriting you away to Egypt or Birmingham.

So am I invited or not. I don't need a plus won because I'm planning on ragging one of your bridesmaids, please bear this in mind when selecting them.
Blue eyes, dark hair, not fat and < 25. haithanq.

But he's ginger! Whoever heard of a ginger muslim, silly! Plus I am clearly not marriage material. No, we're perfectly happy with our mutual rape pact thank you. And I thought you preferred funerals?