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[Night0wl]

I'll put a request in for you to end this farce

You need to answer these seriously and send them by PM. You need to put some effort into all questions. The more you write the better.

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The following questions should be answered by your invitee:

1. Username and all known aliases - to be posted publicly in the thread.

2 All profile links to any tech forums and/or other forums where you are an active member including invite forums ie FST, TPS, etc.

3. A home IP (if they don't know it point them towards whatsmyip.org/) - this should be posted using the hide tags ([*hide] [/hide] without star) so ONLY staff can see it.

4. All profile links to other trackers or a reason why you haven't provided them - this should be posted using the hide tags ([*hide] [/hide] without star) so ONLY staff can see it.

5. What features are you looking for in a file-sharing community, and have not found in the other sites you are a member of?

6. What would you expect to find in a tracker that would make you happy and comfortable to use for every day browsing?

7. How many torrents do you download per month and what download categories are you interested in? Give us an estimate. For example, if you download 100 torrents what would they be?

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To everyone else. Yes, I'll seriously post his request, so we can have our laughs there

[anon]

The more you write the better.

But I thought he already proved that to be the opposite?

[IdolEyes787]

I'll put a request in for you to end this farce

You need to answer these seriously and send them by PM. You need to put some effort into all questions. The more you write the better.

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The following questions should be answered by your invitee:

1. Username and all known aliases - to be posted publicly in the thread.

2 All profile links to any tech forums and/or other forums where you are an active member including invite forums ie FST, TPS, etc.

3. A home IP (if they don't know it point them towards whatsmyip.org/) - this should be posted using the hide tags ([*hide] [/hide] without star) so ONLY staff can see it.

4. All profile links to other trackers or a reason why you haven't provided them - this should be posted using the hide tags ([*hide] [/hide] without star) so ONLY staff can see it.

5. What features are you looking for in a file-sharing community, and have not found in the other sites you are a member of?

6. What would you expect to find in a tracker that would make you happy and comfortable to use for every day browsing?

7. How many torrents do you download per month and what download categories are you interested in? Give us an estimate. For example, if you download 100 torrents what would they be?

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To everyone else. Yes, I'll seriously post his request, so we can have our laughs there

1.IdolEyes787,IdolAyes787,EricIdle,JohnSmith,JoeDoe,JaneDoe,Jose Gomez Amaya

2. Sorry but I don't have excess time to waste on the internet as I have a life, losers.

3.Yeah like I'm suppose to trust you.You being all devious hiding your identity and breaking the Law.I suggest you find another sucker to trick with that one cunt.

4. None. Banned. In my defense I'm pretty sure that most were disabled over jealous of my good looks.

5. A lover.Preferably a woman but I'm honestly not that particular as to sex or even if it comes right down to it species.

6. My first inclination is to say stuffs to download but that seems to obvious so I'll go will a dessert cart.

7. As I haven't downloaded them yet how the Hell am I supposed to know that they will be? OK then if you "insist" and since this is "hypothetical" then 17000 give or take.

[Quarterquack]

1. Darth Rings, Jean D'Eau, Sudo Nymh, A. Nonimus, Naut Reel, Fay Car

2. Here, here, here (going for the Coco look), here, here, and here.

3. [*hide]192.168.1.24[/hide] - Since you asked for "a home IP", I decided to give you the one I allocated to my iPod. Please don't SSH into it without my permission. The password is Alpine. I like defaults.

4. [*hide]Here.[/hide] It's my only one. Darth Vader, who I have since overthrown to become a Sith Lord myself, was in it. I, as Cicero, was one of the historical sources the movie used. And it was a movie about tracking the truth. Speaking of which, is "Tracking" even a genre, or are you making this up as we go?

5. The one I always say is a site mascot. This one time at a forum I visited [cough]FST[/cough], we had an autistic mascot for a few months. He was eventually banned, but before that demise we wore him around as a badge of pride. No other site would have him and we harbored him for months. So, I really guess that the big thing for me would be a site that allows me and a bunch of friends (more on that in the following bulletin), to gang up on one guy and show other sites how much better off we are for entertaining his presence and his bullying, simultaneously.

6. I want ... a site with more social connectivity. You know someplace I can "add" a friend on a virtual list, and then the website may or may not have a facebook-style navigation bar at the bottom of the page, with the option of chatting with that person. Yeah, that would make my otherwise mundane browsing experience pirating the internets a more social and pleasant one. Wish there was a site like that.

7. I don't download Torrents anymore. I'm a Newsgroup user. Have you heard of UseNet? Older than the bittorrent protocol, still alive, and safer. As for the categories: it really depends on how my current relations with my significant other develop. If all is going well, then I might download foreign romantic movies, a fitness program for her, a few self-help books for cooking and the like, but if things have gone awry, I'll most likely download 100-200 pornographic films a day.

[n00bz0r]

keep us informed about the outcome of the application

[IdolEyes787]

If all is going well, then I might download foreign romantic movies, a fitness program for her...,.

Yeah basically telling her that you think she could stand to shape up a bit always goes over well.
Btw your "significant other" just text me wanting to know where she can get a hold of some books about how to improve male sexual performance. She said something about your birthday coming up.

[Quarterquack]

Btw your "significant other" just text me wanting to know where she can get a hold of some books about how to improve male sexual performance. She said something about your birthday coming up.

Bless her. Clearly she's listened when I say you're not the authority on the performance bit. So she asked you for books.

[IdolEyes787]

Bless her. Clearly she's listened when I say you're not the authority on the performance bit.

Likely because I couldn't really care less if it's entirely satisfying on their end or not.
I mean do you bother to ask your stereo if it's enjoyed itself after you've listened to music on it?

[Alien5]

1. Darth Rings, Jean D'Eau, Sudo Nymh, A. Nonimus, Naut Reel, Fay Car

2. Here, here, here (going for the Coco look), here, here, and here.

3. [*hide]192.168.1.24[/hide] - Since you asked for "a home IP", I decided to give you the one I allocated to my iPod. Please don't SSH into it without my permission. The password is Alpine. I like defaults.

4. [*hide]Here.[/hide] It's my only one. Darth Vader, who I have since overthrown to become a Sith Lord myself, was in it. I, as Cicero, was one of the historical sources the movie used. And it was a movie about tracking the truth. Speaking of which, is "Tracking" even a genre, or are you making this up as we go?

5. The one I always say is a site mascot. This one time at a forum I visited [cough]FST[/cough], we had an autistic mascot for a few months. He was eventually banned, but before that demise we wore him around as a badge of pride. No other site would have him and we harbored him for months. So, I really guess that the big thing for me would be a site that allows me and a bunch of friends (more on that in the following bulletin), to gang up on one guy and show other sites how much better off we are for entertaining his presence and his bullying, simultaneously.

6. I want ... a site with more social connectivity. You know someplace I can "add" a friend on a virtual list, and then the website may or may not have a facebook-style navigation bar at the bottom of the page, with the option of chatting with that person. Yeah, that would make my otherwise mundane browsing experience pirating the internets a more social and pleasant one. Wish there was a site like that.

7. I don't download Torrents anymore. I'm a Newsgroup user. Have you heard of UseNet? Older than the bittorrent protocol, still alive, and safer. As for the categories: it really depends on how my current relations with my significant other develop. If all is going well, then I might download foreign romantic movies, a fitness program for her, a few self-help books for cooking and the like, but if things have gone awry, I'll most likely download 100-200 pornographic films a day.

In what way is it safer?

[Quarterquack]

Likely because I couldn't really care less if it's entirely satisfying on their end or not.
I mean do you bother to ask your stereo if it's enjoyed itself after you've listened to music on it?

No, but I occasionally stick my hand in the tape deck to make sure it's healthy in there.
Wouldn't want my system to stop playing music one day because of low maintenance.