Was I propositioned by a street walker?

[Alien5]

@sqms: One in six, out of how many men?
@babarsrababa: sup

[Something Else]

My Volvo wouldn't start today so I had it towed into my mechanic. Some funky thing with the Rf communication between the keys and the car. Anyways, I decided since the temperature dropped to pleasurable levels, I'd take a 30 block walk (approx. 1.5 miles) to the Starbucks nearby a friend's house, whom I'd been meaning to catch up with.

So on I footed, southward bound along the sidewalk of a busy street at around 10:30 in the a.m., and a female of about the same age (or slightly younger) walking northward asks me for a cigarette. I obliged since I already had a few rolled, and we almost continued with our initial trajectories. She starts to strike up small chat that begins with us both using our torsional abilities. It consisted mostly of us summarizing our contemporary pedestrian situations, and I had concluded mine with the mention of my destination. To this she replied, "do you want me to go there with you?"

Now, this female was clean in presentation, cute-ish in visage, and pleasant with her pleasantries. However, there was an instantaneous instinctual neuronal trigger preceding my response that imparted upon me the opinion that she was indeed a very dirty girl. My immediate response was, "well, I'm meeting a friend at Starbucks". She politely wrapped up our interlude with, "well, it was nice meeting you" as we gravitated towards our predestined paths with regained momentum.

What do you think, would a pro accompany her client to a Starbucks, or was she just street walking in the literal sense and was both inspired and compelled by my beauty? I'm typically too platonic in my interactions at the volition of my asexual disposition to invite such a tryst. Therefore, I feel I don't have the necessary experience to ascertain the context.

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You massive

[mjmacky]

My Volvo wouldn't start today so I had it towed into my mechanic. Some funky thing with the Rf communication between the keys and the car.

On topic with your original post but off-topic with the general conversation, I own a Jeep Grand Cherokee which also has laser encoded ignition keys.

The first diagnosis came back with being a short in the system causing the battery to undervoltage various systems. It seems to match the wacky behavior I've been observing.

Sorry, what is an 'Orange Julius'? And why are the clothes you enjoy wearing most easily mistakeable for a chauffeur's uniform? Have you considered that maybe she thought you were a pilot? Chicks dig pilots.

I'm employing a broad range with respect to "chauffeur attire". Specifically, I had this in mind (I pasted the timecode to start at 3 min 32 sec, but it doesn't work for embedded videos):


So Orange Julius used to be heaven before proper Smoothie places came out. I served Hulk Hogan, Brutus the Barber Beefcake, and The Giant powdery orange smoothies.

I couldn't find a pic of a Chinese pilot, it seems they're all Japanese.

Maybe this lady saw a small dapper oriental pilot walking down the street and was afraid you were about to ram yourself into something with explosive consequences. She was probably wanting to ensure you got to where you were going in one piece.

A ploy of my own design, I should explain the Chinese Brad Pitt thing. I obfuscated the true meaning of rural Chinese people have mistaken me for Brad Pitt. At the time, I was coupled with my wife, who was mistaken for Angelina Jolie. Neither of us alone would have played into the illusion, but together, well they there are some that just couldn't avoid making the err. I, however, wouldn't mind being in a little Japanese.

Failing the above, yes she probably was a prostitute. In these hard economic times it's good to have an angle. Any old woman can be a prostitute, but if you want to corner a different market to fat, sweating truck drivers, you have to get creative. I'd do this if I were inclined to that kind of job. You'd only need to turn a few tricks a day, and this way you get to pick your own (probably clean) and non violent men. I reckon at least 1 in ten men would be up for it. In fact, I saw a documentary on TV the other day and an amateur porn film maker said 1 in 6 men she stopped in the street were willing to try out for a porn shoot.

She should have told the other 5 men that it wouldn't be shot in public and that they would have been paid. An interesting take on the entrepreneurial aspect of the oldest profession, however it seems much like a gigolo fantasy, at least my gigolo fantasy. I think my question would have been answered if I asked her to spell her name. She said it was Rene, but Renee would seem more in line with your explanation, Ranay would be more in line with my suspicion, and Jonbenet would have made it a true mjmacky story.

[mjmacky]

You massive

Now that you point it out, the obvious 5th poll choice that's missing, another one of my failures as a man.

[Squeamous]

@sqms: One in six, out of how many men?
@babarsrababa: sup

A lot I'm guessing, since she does it for a living.

I'm employing a broad range with respect to "chauffeur attire". Specifically, I had this in mind (I pasted the timecode to start at 3 min 32 sec, but it doesn't work for embedded videos)


So Orange Julius used to be heaven before proper Smoothie places came out. I served Hulk Hogan, Brutus the Barber Beefcake, and The Giant powdery orange smoothies.

I hate it when people make me multi-quote
Ok, so I waited until 3mins 32secs and I got an old dude in a white panama hat and another dude in a black leather coat and T-shirt. Neither seem like chauffeur attire to me.
Also I can't believe you ever worked in the service industry

A ploy of my own design, I should explain the Chinese Brad Pitt thing. I obfuscated the true meaning of rural Chinese people have mistaken me for Brad Pitt. At the time, I was coupled with my wife, who was mistaken for Angelina Jolie. Neither of us alone would have played into the illusion, but together, well they there are some that just couldn't avoid making the err. I, however, wouldn't mind being in a little Japanese.

I was trying to picture what a Chinese man who looked a bit like Brad Pitt might look like. My head started to implode so I gave up.

She should have told the other 5 men that it wouldn't be shot in public and that they would have been paid. An interesting take on the entrepreneurial aspect of the oldest profession, however it seems much like a gigolo fantasy, at least my gigolo fantasy. I think my question would have been answered if I asked her to spell her name. She said it was Rene, but Renee would seem more in line with your explanation, Ranay would be more in line with my suspicion, and Jonbenet would have made it a true mjmacky story.

"It was all an honest mistake officer. I thought her story about escaping her captor of 20+ years was a little far fetched and made the only assumption a Chinese Brad Pitt could with the information available to hand. I've heard worse excuses from prostitutes trying to procure me....."

[mjmacky]

I'm employing a broad range with respect to "chauffeur attire". Specifically, I had this in mind (I pasted the timecode to start at 3 min 32 sec, but it doesn't work for embedded videos)

Ok, so I waited until 3mins 32secs and I got an old dude in a white panama hat and another dude in a black leather coat and T-shirt. Neither seem like chauffeur attire to me.

The point was, Clive Owen in a black leather jacket and a t-shirt can still pull off a sharp look. His character was a chauffeur, so to speak, for the sake of the BMW Films campaign. I want to be Clive Owen, but I want to also keep my penis; that way, Clive Owen's hands could handle my penis.

I hate it when people make me multi-quote

I do it as a service to others who bother to even read my posts. I'm, at times, hard enough to follow without putting forth a multifaceted mass of text. I've added to the multi-quote complexity of this reply, perhaps to make it more difficult to follow-up.

Also I can't believe you ever worked in the service industry

What else would a young strapping uneducated lad be doing for income? I was also a telemarketer, I used to drive away from work screaming in my car for a straight 15 minutes. I have literally killed my voice several times. It was also the beginning of a streamlined path towards misanthropy for me. After that, I delivered pizzas, then catered food, through my undergraduate years. I'm frightened and curious as to what kind of work you thought I did at that age.

A ploy of my own design, I should explain the Chinese Brad Pitt thing. I obfuscated the true meaning of rural Chinese people have mistaken me for Brad Pitt. At the time, I was coupled with my wife, who was mistaken for Angelina Jolie. Neither of us alone would have played into the illusion, but together, well they there are some that just couldn't avoid making the err. I, however, wouldn't mind being in a little Japanese.

I was trying to picture what a Chinese man who looked a bit like Brad Pitt might look like. My head started to implode so I gave up.

But I have established that I'm neither Chinese nor Asian looking, right?

"It was all an honest mistake officer. I thought her story about escaping her captor of 20+ years was a little far fetched and made the only assumption a Chinese Brad Pitt could with the information available to hand. I've heard worse excuses from prostitutes trying to procure me....."

It's the beginning of an interesting story, I'm assuming, but I wasn't able to follow. Am I being questioned by an officer, did I rescue the girl, what assumption did the Chinese man make? I'm feeling inadequate here.

As a final note, I'm going to try to make a Chinese Brad Pitt in MS Paint. I've taken it on as an official challenge.

[mjmacky]

OK, this is the best 10 of my minutes could come up with. Warning, this is a frightening image, so I'll hide it in a spoiler.

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[Quarterquack]

You need photoshop lessons. I'm offering. The price is steep but the production quality is top notch.

[manker]

IIRC, your eyes did look a bit chinesey even though they are blue.

[Squeamous]

OK, this is the best 10 of my minutes could come up with. Warning, this is a frightening image, so I'll hide it in a spoiler.

That looks like Madonna's plastic surgeon got let loose on a pic of poor Brad with a marker pen. It's exactly how I imagined you.