Mental problems ?

[mjmacky]

You see Manky, now he's just pulling my pigtails in an attempt to convince everyone he doesn't want to bear my children. but I know the truth. Oh yes.

You have pigtails? I prefer my women with short hair, like the haircut of a young boy. You are free to collect my seed, I wouldn't be bothered much with its fate once I've dispensed of it.

[Squeamous]

You have pigtails? I prefer my women with short hair, like the haircut of a young boy. You are free to collect my seed, I wouldn't be bothered much with its fate once I've dispensed of it.

I'm almost 32, of course I don't have pigtails. Also, I used to have short hair but it made me look like a man on account of my masculine jaw and stern facial expression when I'm at rest
So it looks like you'll have to find someone else to father your children.

[manker]

masculine jaw and stern facial expression when I'm at rest

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[Squeamous]

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Pfft. That's nothing. Desperate Dan is frightened of me.
I remember looking in the window of a bus a while back, and thinking 'who the fuck does that aggressive bitch think she's looking at?' Then I realised it was my reflection.

[mjmacky]

I'm almost 32, of course I don't have pigtails. Also, I used to have short hair but it made me look like a man on account of my masculine jaw and stern facial expression when I'm at rest
So it looks like you'll have to find someone else to father your children.

Now that you've rejected my seed, I feel like suddenly taking an interest. For another perspective, Katee Sackhoff can sort of look manly, but I'd totally let her plow me with her clit boner.

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1. I remember being stuck in traffic a while back looking out my window at the other drivers, and thinking 'who the fuck does that aggressive bitch think she's looking at?'. Then I realized it was my wife's reflection.

2. I remember being stuck in traffic a while back looking out my window at the other drivers, and thinking 'who the fuck does that aggressive bitch think she's looking at?'. Then I realized it was Sqeamous coming for my seed.

3. I remember being stuck in traffic a while back looking out my window at the other drivers, and thinking 'who the fuck does that aggressive bitch think she's looking at?'. Then I realized I didn't take off the drag.

4. I remember being stuck in traffic a while back looking out my window at the other drivers, and thinking 'who the fuck does that aggressive bitch think she's looking at?'. Then I realized I wasn't in a car and a prostitute was trying to rope me in.

5. I remember being stuck in traffic a while back looking out my window at the other drivers, and thinking 'who the fuck does that aggressive bitch think she's looking at?'. Then I realized this is an awesome template.

[megabyteme]

I'm almost 32

Stopped reading there. Also, will no longer defend you in an effort to see your tits. Goodbye.

[manker]

That's now three people who thought you were a precocious eleven year old former Countdown champion.

When will 'that woman' stop misleading people

[Artemis]

I'm almost 32

Stopped reading there. Also, will no longer defend you in an effort to see your tits. Goodbye.

[Squeamous]

I'm almost 32

Stopped reading there. Also, will no longer defend you in an effort to see your tits. Goodbye.

You could always try to befriend Reject, since he apparently has some pics of my tits dating back to when they were worth a butchers. However, I believe he doesn't befriend internet people, so you have your work cut out for you.
Hope this helps x

That's now three people who thought you were a precocious eleven year old former Countdown champion.

When will 'that woman' stop misleading people

I told you, I'm a hairy builder from Connecticut. I've been completely open about this from the start; the spoiler was there for anyone to open. You're the last person I would expect to have a problem with it

[NotLettingItGo]

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