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    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles View Post
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    wth is a 'suggestive' chain.
    It's an M&S thing
    someone's on form tonight.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah View Post
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    It was sarcasm, you great tit.
    How is it that I can discern that, a mere interweb acquaintance, and you, after your five year emo fest with occasional shagging, could not.
    No it wasn't, she meant it to read exactly as it does. She just has the memory capacity of a gnat, and can't remember the crap she has posted before.

    It's not the first time she has lied to you on this board by contradicting something she said before, you're just to dumb to have notice the previous occurances. She is a woman after all, you know, soft, cuddly and equiped with tits. So she can behave like a complete and utter cunt, and make as many malicious statements as she wants. Safe in the knowledge that no matter what she says, you'll either make an excuse for her, or ignore the blatent lies she tells.
    It was definitely sarcasm. It was funny too, you remember what funny is, don't you, Dave.

    And also, the irony fairy pays a sudden - and welcome - visit.
    you're just to dumb to have notice
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    Hentai is the only easy manner to get away with watching underage children get sexy these days.

    Also, I may have gotten an A in Anatomy and Physiology, but I'm having a difficult time discerning the path of his penis. It enters the rectum, travels through the large & small intestines, then stomach to esophagus... how the fuck is it coming out of her vagina? I'm sorry, but unless he was Mr. Razor Fantastic or Mr. Barbed Fantastic, I don't see how that is possible. What he should have done is had it go in rectum, out mouth, into vagina. The vagina is a cul de sac, am I wrong?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mary
    Hentai is the only easy manner to get away with watching underage children get sexy these days.
    I actually guffaw'd.
    Thank feck there's no one around to ask me what I was laughing at.

    I also noticed the perplexing penile path.
    It could be that your common or garden hentai fan wouldn't notice though.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    You're a sexual deviant if you like hentai?
    The only other possibility is that the Catholic Church may be deceiving people for it's own selfish ends and I don't know if I 'm ready to accept that one.
    Respect my lack of authority.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah View Post
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    It was definitely sarcasm. It was funny too, you remember what funny is, don't you, Dave.

    And also, the irony fairy pays a sudden - and welcome - visit.
    you're just to dumb to have notice

    She was telling lies to take a dig at me, is the truth, and you've provided her with an excuse, and therefore opportunity to deny it.

    And no, there is nothing funny which spews forth from her, trust me I know.
    There you go.
    She did post a lie, she wasn't actually scared. She was being sarcastic.

    I don't think she'll deny that. It's pretty obvious to all, except you, it seems. It's also funny to all but not you.

    There is a pattern emerging.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Mary
    Hentai is the only easy manner to get away with watching underage children get sexy these days.
    I actually guffaw'd.
    Thank feck there's no one around to ask me what I was laughing at.

    I also noticed the perplexing penile path.
    It could be that your common or garden hentai fan wouldn't notice though.
    I thought Hentai was that slightly unusual Japanese stuff full of randy cephalopods
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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