Well it's my birthday coming up, so I'll expect a bunch of flowers and a new stapler. Here you go:
1) Get rid of stupid smilies like thisthat no-one in the history of FST has used ever.
2) Delete threads that are neither interesting, entertaining, or of any practical use.
3) Stop new members posting new threads until they've got like, 50 posts or something else.
4) Stop new members from posting at all for 48 hours after they've joined.
5) Require new members to be verified before they can post.
6) Give Squeamous a special monitor's badge including a sign saying 'no running in the hallway'
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mbm used thatsmiley just yesterday, and Bo uses it all the time - but consider the others deleted.
I can't do #2 or the lounge would have about seven threads in total.
The other stuff is something for admin, I don't have those powarz, and altho' RealitY used to turn tricks for internet bewbs, tesco is completely incorruptible. He didn't even open the PM of my sister's tits
I'll get Barbie right on to #6.
You deserve it for the straight bat you've applied with aplomb![]()
Oi I use the 'fro smiley and have had occasion to use stuart as well so leave them alone or I'll drink a couple of litres of bleach and then come over and piss on your garden.![]()
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Those smileys are enough to tip a woman over the edge. Why would you do it Arty, why? Wouldn't you rather have enough personality not to need to? I can't even imagine the context you'd need for the cyclops one. Unless maybe you're having a conversation about your favourite monsters from Jason and the Argonauts. And what are you implying by insinuating that you're happily upside-down? And I'm pretty sure you're not a white man with a huge black man's afro. In fact, that smiley is inherently racist: it could at least have a black face you emoti-fascist![]()
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