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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    I'm not a member of the pointy schtick club.
    Corrected bekuz you are one of dem women types. And I've read (too much, TBH) that all womenz are evilz and stuff.
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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    I'm not a member of the pointy schtick club.
    Corrected bekuz you are one of dem women types. And I've read (too much, TBH) that all womenz are evilz and stuff.
    Pfft, I wouldn't want to be a member of any club that would have me, anyway

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Shush you!
    No one else knew of my alter ego

    but yeah, manifest away.
    From you you div. Why would I need a manifesto? I'm not a member of the pointy stick club.
    Yeah but I'm far too busy now, with all the triangular sandwiches and important coffee. Will you do it.
    I've got some irl secretaries and I treat them very well.

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    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Pfft, I wouldn't want to be a member of any club that would have me, anyway
    Are you Groucho Marx in disguise?
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    I'd comment further but it would obviously be like trying to reason with a dung beetle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    yeah but i'm far too busy now, with all the triangular sandwiches and important coffee. Will you do it.
    I've got some irl secretaries and i treat them very well.

    Ifunowutimean

    Well it's my birthday coming up, so I'll expect a bunch of flowers and a new stapler. Here you go:

    1) Get rid of stupid smilies like this that no-one in the history of FST has used ever.
    2) Delete threads that are neither interesting, entertaining, or of any practical use.
    3) Stop new members posting new threads until they've got like, 50 posts or something else.
    4) Stop new members from posting at all for 48 hours after they've joined.
    5) Require new members to be verified before they can post.
    6) Give Squeamous a special monitor's badge including a sign saying 'no running in the hallway'


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    Quote Originally Posted by squeamous View Post
    pfft, i wouldn't want to be a member of any club that would have me, anyway
    are you groucho marx in disguise?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Well it's my birthday coming up, so I'll expect a bunch of flowers and a new stapler. Here you go:

    1) Get rid of stupid smilies like this that no-one in the history of FST has used ever.
    2) Delete threads that are neither interesting, entertaining, or of any practical use.
    3) Stop new members posting new threads until they've got like, 50 posts or something else.
    4) Stop new members from posting at all for 48 hours after they've joined.
    5) Require new members to be verified before they can post.
    6) Give Squeamous a special monitor's badge including a sign saying 'no running in the hallway'
    mbm used that smiley just yesterday, and Bo uses it all the time - but consider the others deleted.
    I can't do #2 or the lounge would have about seven threads in total.

    The other stuff is something for admin, I don't have those powarz, and altho' RealitY used to turn tricks for internet bewbs, tesco is completely incorruptible. He didn't even open the PM of my sister's tits
    I'll get Barbie right on to #6.
    You deserve it for the straight bat you've applied with aplomb
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    mbm used that smiley just yesterday, and Bo uses it all the time - but consider the others deleted.
    I can't do #2 or the lounge would have about seven threads in total.

    The other stuff is something for admin, I don't have those powarz, and altho' RealitY used to turn tricks for internet bewbs, tesco is completely incorruptible. He didn't even open the PM of my sister's tits
    I'll get Barbie right on to #6.
    You deserve it for the straight bat you've applied with aplomb
    I've done what with a plum?

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    Oi I use the 'fro smiley and have had occasion to use stuart as well so leave them alone or I'll drink a couple of litres of bleach and then come over and piss on your garden.

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    Those smileys are enough to tip a woman over the edge. Why would you do it Arty, why? Wouldn't you rather have enough personality not to need to? I can't even imagine the context you'd need for the cyclops one. Unless maybe you're having a conversation about your favourite monsters from Jason and the Argonauts. And what are you implying by insinuating that you're happily upside-down? And I'm pretty sure you're not a white man with a huge black man's afro. In fact, that smiley is inherently racist: it could at least have a black face you emoti-fascist

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    You've done what with Stuart on occasion.
    Ghey name, btw.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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