You were serious about Old Spice?
Every time I wear it I feel like I just came out of a paint factory. Adidas has much more tolerable odours. Also, I've given up on washing with anything but water. No odour is better than smelling like I just rolled out of the shower, so maybe there's something there about the kind of person I am that makes me hate Old Spice.
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I make a deodorant for my dad out of pine and rosemary essential oil diluted in a vodka base. It's very nice
EVERY manufactured fragrance smells better than 'I just splashed with water and didn't use any deodorant', I can assure you. I can also assure you that as people get older they smell more, and a good deodorant is the only socially acceptable course of action.
I've learned that Darth bathes like homeless people. If you need a place to live as well as shower (where there is a spot to keep some soap around), then you can rent the other room in Idol's place. He's currently looking to landlord over more people that he despises.
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