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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    The fear is that it could infiltrate the water table.
    I had a water table once, everything I tried to put on it fell right through, it was completely useless.
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    I hadn't heard of this and batteries have been disposed of in regular bin type bins for millennia.
    Either the horse has bolted already or is the stay at home type and no mind need be paid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    The fear is that it could infiltrate the water table.
    I had a water table once, everything I tried to put on it fell right through, it was completely useless.
    You should see the mess my periodic table made.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
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    I had a water table once, everything I tried to put on it fell right through, it was completely useless.
    You should see the mess my periodic table made.
    That's what you get for getting involved with a heavy metal chick.
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    The last few I've co-habited with have been more your Argon, Xenon and Neon type
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    The last few I've co-habited with have been more your Argon, Xenon and Neon type
    You'd think you would have found one you like by now wouldn't you?

    I didn't know that about batteries. I just assumed they wouldn't rot or something else. All electrical items you buy these days have a wheelie bin with a cross through it on a leaflet enclosed within the box. It's very annoying. I mean, obviously I still throw them in the bin, but I don't like being made to feel guilty about it.
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    Yeah I've lived with four up 'til now.
    This current one is decent enough but fuck me, women are so messy. I thought they were all like my mam.

    Can you imagine my surprise to discover the extent of their collective slovenly ways.

    Blokes are far worse but I just thought that women would be, you know, tidier
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Yeah I've lived with four up 'til now.
    This current one is decent enough but fuck me, women are so messy. I thought they were all like my mam.

    Can you imagine my surprise to discover the extent of their collective slovenly ways.

    Blokes are far worse but I just thought that women would be, you know, tidier
    Buy her a salon voucher for her birthday ffs. Coming on here and announcing your missus has a council community garden between her legs strikes me as slightly ungallant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Yeah I've lived with four up 'til now.
    This current one is decent enough but fuck me, women are so messy. I thought they were all like my mam.

    Can you imagine my surprise to discover the extent of their collective slovenly ways.

    Blokes are far worse but I just thought that women would be, you know, tidier
    Buy her a salon voucher for her birthday ffs. Coming on here and announcing your missus has a council community garden between her legs strikes me as slightly ungallant.
    Therefore implying that I'm somehow aware than my mam has a perfectly tended shaven haven.
    You're a scamp and a rogue and I'll have no truck with your cleverly constructed tomfoolery
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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