You're not supposed to put batteries in the bin. So what the fuck are you supposed to do with them, shove them up your arse and hope they find their way to Narnia?
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You're not supposed to put batteries in the bin. So what the fuck are you supposed to do with them, shove them up your arse and hope they find their way to Narnia?
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I give mine to my local Superdrug shopOriginally Posted by Squeamous
You're not supposed to put batteries in the bin. So what the fuck are you supposed to do with them, shove them up your arse and hope they find their way to Narnia?
They have asked me to stop but I pretend to be deaf
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Why can't you put them in the bin.
Do they explode
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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I do know that I put several in my pocket to deliver to the pretty girl in Superdrug (the one with the confused expression) and when I put my hand in my pocket to get them out a couple of them were so damned hot that I burned my hand. Batteries of different flavours jiggling together do strange things....apparently.
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Why can't you put them in the bin.
Do they explode
I'm sure there is a dirty joke in there somewhere
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
effendi
I tried, and failed, to make one.I do know that I put several in my pocket to deliver to the pretty girl in Superdrug (the one with the confused expression) and when I put my hand in my pocket to get them out a couple of them were so damned hot that I burned my hand. Batteries of different flavours jiggling together do strange things....apparently.
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Why can't you put them in the bin.
Do they explode
I'm sure there is a dirty joke in there somewhere
There's an unfeasibly high innuendo count in there but I just can't seem to crack one off.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Looking for loopholes
I'm sure Benny Hill could have managedI tried, and failed, to make one.
I do know that I put several in my pocket to deliver to the pretty girl in Superdrug (the one with the confused expression) and when I put my hand in my pocket to get them out a couple of them were so damned hot that I burned my hand. Batteries of different flavours jiggling together do strange things....apparently.
I'm sure there is a dirty joke in there somewhere
There's an unfeasibly high innuendo count in there but I just can't seem to crack one off.
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
an alchemist?
Because the electrolyte solution is caustic in most batteries, hazardous waste disposal methods apply. It's typically potassium hydroxide (KOH) or sulfuric acid (H2SO4) depending on the battery.Why can't you put them in the bin.
Do they explode
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.......Why can't you put them in the bin.
Do they explodeBecause the electrolyte solution is caustic in most batteries, hazardous waste disposal methods apply. It's typically potassium hydroxide (KOH) or sulfuric acid (H2SO4) depending on the battery.It's because they are afraid of what rats might do if they ever get theirhandspaws on the technology.
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So each battery disposed of in a bin might dissolve some organic matter deep within a landfill site.Because the electrolyte solution is caustic in most batteries, hazardous waste disposal methods apply. It's typically potassium hydroxide (KOH) or sulfuric acid (H2SO4) depending on the battery.Why can't you put them in the bin.
Do they explode
This sounds srs.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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The fear is that it could infiltrate the water table.
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