OK we get the message

[Squeamous]

Buy her a salon voucher for her birthday ffs. Coming on here and announcing your missus has a council community garden between her legs strikes me as slightly ungallant.

Therefore implying that I'm somehow aware than my mam has a perfectly tended shaven haven.
You're a scamp and a rogue and I'll have no truck with your cleverly constructed tomfoolery

[mjmacky]

Therefore implying that I'm somehow aware than my mam has a perfectly tended shaven haven.

I can vouch for that, though this will be the last freebie I offer.

[Barbarossa]

I too am a recent convert to the don't-put-your-batteries-in-the-bin brigade.

I save them up in a box and squeeze them into the always-full battery recycling bucket at our local sainsbury's.

I'm doing my little bit for the Chinese so they inherit a non-fucked environment when they take over the planet in the years to come. Oh yes.

We recycle our plastic bags too. Also our glass, (even though it's perhaps the most abundantly readily-accessible material in the world....)

[Squeamous]

I have never seen an appropriate place to discard batteries in public, this is why I'm puzzled. But maybe that's because I don't shop in posh supermarkets

[manker]

I have never seen an appropriate place to discard batteries in public, this is why I'm puzzled. But maybe that's because I don't shop in posh supermarkets

Lidls; for when you're too pikey for Asda.