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    Ahh, yeah. Manifold, that does ring a bell.


    Quote Originally Posted by barbie
    I'm currently in the middle of Time's Tapestry and you're right, it's not very sci-fi, being set in the Roman Empire and all

    Robots pwn but historical fiction is probably my favourite genre.
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    Oh that might be right up your street then

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    Yo, just got here! S'up dawgs!

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    We're just talking about robot secks again.
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    Oic. Carry on!

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    Okay.
    Given the three laws of robotics, humaniform robots would make the best sex partners because it causes them to perceive a sensation akin to pain if they do not do everything in their power to please a human being. This would translate itself to other areas of the relationship meaning that the robot would have an unbreakable sense of duty and loyalty to its human partner. The robot would also be at the mercy of every whim of its owner, no matter how mundane and would complete each task set with relish.

    I've given this some considerable thought and have decided that if they were to become available to purchase for a low price, the human race would die out within a millennia. Possibly less. It might be worth it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Okay.
    Given the three laws of robotics, humaniform robots would make the best sex partners because it causes them to perceive a sensation akin to pain if they do not do everything in their power to please a human being. This would translate itself to other areas of the relationship meaning that the robot would have an unbreakable sense of duty and loyalty to its human partner. The robot would also be at the mercy of every whim of its owner, no matter how mundane and would complete each task set with relish.

    I've given this some considerable thought and have decided that if they were to become available to purchase for a low price, the human race would die out within a millennia. Possibly less. It might be worth it.
    A more probable reality is VR suits that can immerse you in touch sensation as well as aural and visual stimulii, the result would be the same, everyone would be fucking their VR girlfriend/boyfriend and we would all die out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Okay.
    Given the three laws of robotics, humaniform robots would make the best sex partners because it causes them to perceive a sensation akin to pain if they do not do everything in their power to please a human being. This would translate itself to other areas of the relationship meaning that the robot would have an unbreakable sense of duty and loyalty to its human partner. The robot would also be at the mercy of every whim of its owner, no matter how mundane and would complete each task set with relish.

    I've given this some considerable thought and have decided that if they were to become available to purchase for a low price, the human race would die out within a millennia. Possibly less. It might be worth it.
    A more probable reality is VR suits that can immerse you in touch sensation as well as aural and visual stimulii, the result would be the same, everyone would be fucking their VR girlfriend/boyfriend and we would all die out.
    A VR suit wouldn't be able to make me a sammich or do the ironing.

    If I had a VR suit, I'd still get a real woman type woman in for practical porpoises and probably accidentally pro-create when I was drunk and couldn't work the zip of the VR suit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    A VR suit wouldn't be able to make me a sammich or do the ironing.

    If I had a VR suit, I'd still get a real woman type woman in for practical porpoises and probably accidentally pro-create when I was drunk and couldn't work the zip of the VR suit.
    I think a real woman would be required for the nasty job of cleaning the VR suit, as well. Gosh, must a married man think of all the uses for a woman?
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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    A VR suit wouldn't be able to make me a sammich or do the ironing.

    If I had a VR suit, I'd still get a real woman type woman in for practical porpoises and probably accidentally pro-create when I was drunk and couldn't work the zip of the VR suit.
    I think a real woman would be required for the nasty job of cleaning the VR suit, as well. Gosh, must a married man think of all the uses for a woman?
    Ew.
    I didn't think of that. I wonder if in my lifetime VR suits would become disposable, imagine if you accidentally put on a used one.

    I think self-cleaning robots are the only way forward.
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