Hoi Squeamous.

[Artemis]

I think a real woman would be required for the nasty job of cleaning the VR suit, as well. Gosh, must a married man think of all the uses for a woman?

Ew.
I didn't think of that. I wonder if in my lifetime VR suits would become disposable, imagine if you accidentally put on a used one.

I think self-cleaning robots are the only way forward.

But what if the purge cycle activated prematurely?

[megabyteme]

Ew.
I didn't think of that. I wonder if in my lifetime VR suits would become disposable, imagine if you accidentally put on a used one.

I think self-cleaning robots are the only way forward.

I think there would need to be an international agreement signed that would make it a capital crime to record anyone having sex in a VR suit. Most people I look silly enough when they I have a partner, and finding out that they I have been put on Youtube wouldn't be good for the ego.

[manker]

Ew.
I didn't think of that. I wonder if in my lifetime VR suits would become disposable, imagine if you accidentally put on a used one.

I think self-cleaning robots are the only way forward.

But what if the purge cycle activated prematurely?

I'm talking about humaniform robots, not washing machines
They'd just take a shower after lighting your ciggie.

[manker]

Ew.
I didn't think of that. I wonder if in my lifetime VR suits would become disposable, imagine if you accidentally put on a used one.

I think self-cleaning robots are the only way forward.

I think there would need to be an international agreement signed that would make it a capital crime to record anyone having sex in a VR suit. Most people I look silly enough when they I have a partner, and finding out that they I have been put on Youtube wouldn't be good for the ego.

That's why robots would be far superior. They'd record everything in their data store but would be unable to release the bits and bytes to anyone but their owner due to the embarrassment it might cause.

You'd be free to have the unit display the footage on a VDU of your choice should you be wanting to knock a quick one out before work.

[Artemis]

I think there would need to be an international agreement signed that would make it a capital crime to record anyone having sex in a VR suit. Most people I look silly enough when they I have a partner, and finding out that they I have been put on Youtube wouldn't be good for the ego.

That's why robots would be far superior. They'd record everything in their data store but would be unable to release the bits and bytes to anyone but their owner due to the embarrassment it might cause.

You'd be free to have the unit display the footage on a VDU of your choice should you be wanting to knock a quick one out before work.

You do realise that if the camera was mounted on the robot itself the only footage you are going to get is of yourself sweaty, reddened and making the O face, I cannot think of anything more off putting. There is no way I would be able to wind my clock to that (if it were me).

[megabyteme]

You'd be free to have the unit display the footage on a VDU of your choice should you be wanting to knock a quick one out before work.

Naw, I'm usually only turned on by women who wouldn't have me...

[manker]

Wind my clock

Edit: it wouldn't be a camera, though. The robot would be spatially aware of every detail in the room and would be able to playback copulation from which ever angle you desired. Cgi, bruv. I imagine the robot would also depict you in the most flattering light possible, so as to decrease discomfort brought on by seeing one's flapping man bewbs.

[manker]

You'd be free to have the unit display the footage on a VDU of your choice should you be wanting to knock a quick one out before work.

Naw, I'm usually only turned on by women who wouldn't have me...

A wise decision and one I commend.
One doesn't like to limit one's onanistic choices

[Artemis]

Wind my clock

Edit: it wouldn't be a camera, though. The robot would be spatially aware of every detail in the room and would be able to playback copulation from which ever angle you desired. Cgi, bruv. I imagine the robot would also depict you in the most flattering light possible, so as to decrease discomfort brought on by seeing one's flapping man bewbs.

Your utopian fuckbot sounds orsum, when can I order one?

[manker]

When Mary and Darthy construct it.
They'll do the grunt work, I'm the ideas man.