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    Ok, but entry is now closed. I prefer intimate parties to large gatherings
    Denied access to your vag once again.
    And that's why you'll always be a nice boy. Real rapists will find a way with penetration, not waiting for those red tape processes to go through.
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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
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    Ok, but entry is now closed. I prefer intimate parties to large gatherings
    Denied access to your vag once again.
    You shouldn't have turned down the drizzling
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    Denied access to your vag once again.
    You shouldn't have turned down the drizzling
    I seem to have found her one standard- be drizzled, or go the fuk away...
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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post

    Denied access to your vag once again.
    And that's why you'll always be a nice boy. Real rapists will find a way with penetration, not waiting for those red tape processes to go through.
    I said no, what more of an invite does he want?
    Last edited by Squeamous; 02-29-2012 at 12:43 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    I said no, what more of an invite does he want?
    You're too far away, rapists are usually local predators. If that's not true, then I just lack dedication.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
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    I said no, what more of an invite does he want?
    You're too far away, rapists are usually local predators. If that's not true, then I just lack dedication.
    Well we know in your case it's because I've been through puberty.

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    It might be that, or it might have been the cervix story.
    I just can't seem to get past it. It pops up in my mind at the most inappropriate of times.

    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Well we know in your case it's because I've been through puberty.
    Well if you have the tits and ass of a 12-year-old, we can still make it work.
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    She's not Asian.
    Now go away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    It might be that, or it might have been the cervix story.
    I just can't seem to get past it. It pops up in my mind at the most inappropriate of times.

    Imagine how I feel, I've got to have it taken out in 4.5 years. Mind you, I guess by then I might be busted open wider than the Suez. Fingers crossed.

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    She's not Asian.
    Or Keira Knightley

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