Originally Posted by megabyteme Originally Posted by Squeamous Ok, but entry is now closed. I prefer intimate parties to large gatherings Denied access to your vag once again. And that's why you'll always be a nice boy. Real rapists will find a way with penetration, not waiting for those red tape processes to go through.
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Originally Posted by megabyteme Originally Posted by Squeamous Ok, but entry is now closed. I prefer intimate parties to large gatherings Denied access to your vag once again. You shouldn't have turned down the drizzling
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. - --Good for them if they survive.
Originally Posted by manker Originally Posted by megabyteme Denied access to your vag once again. You shouldn't have turned down the drizzling I seem to have found her one standard- be drizzled, or go the fuk away...
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.
Originally Posted by mjmacky Originally Posted by megabyteme Denied access to your vag once again. And that's why you'll always be a nice boy. Real rapists will find a way with penetration, not waiting for those red tape processes to go through. I said no, what more of an invite does he want?
Last edited by Squeamous; 02-29-2012 at 12:43 PM.
Originally Posted by Squeamous I said no, what more of an invite does he want? You're too far away, rapists are usually local predators. If that's not true, then I just lack dedication.
Originally Posted by mjmacky Originally Posted by Squeamous I said no, what more of an invite does he want? You're too far away, rapists are usually local predators. If that's not true, then I just lack dedication. Well we know in your case it's because I've been through puberty.
It might be that, or it might have been the cervix story. I just can't seem to get past it. It pops up in my mind at the most inappropriate of times.
Originally Posted by Squeamous Well we know in your case it's because I've been through puberty. Well if you have the tits and ass of a 12-year-old, we can still make it work.
She's not Asian.
Now go away.
Originally Posted by manker It might be that, or it might have been the cervix story. I just can't seem to get past it. It pops up in my mind at the most inappropriate of times. Imagine how I feel, I've got to have it taken out in 4.5 years. Mind you, I guess by then I might be busted open wider than the Suez. Fingers crossed. Originally Posted by Something Else She's not Asian. Or Keira Knightley
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