Hoi Savaloy.

[chalice]

Sausage fun to the max.

[IdolEyes787]

Stop trying to hotdog.

[Quarterquack]

Has anyone considered inviting more Mumsnet members here, then?

[Artemis]

Stop trying the sausage.

[manker]

mbm would be the one to represent the bored in that respect. I reckon he'd have quite the way with single mothers.

I ignore the feck out of them when I've got to pick my son up from school, but I bet he'd get there early just so he could have a bit of a chat

[Squeamous]

You've got a son?

[manker]

Indeed. I'm as surprised as you are.
Young manlet is seven now.

[megabyteme]

mbm would be the one to represent the bored in that respect. I reckon he'd have quite the way with single mothers.

I ignore the feck out of them when I've got to pick my son up from school, but I bet he'd get there early just so he could have a bit of a chat

I do, I do! Actually, if there has ever been a group of women who have always liked me, it was the single moms. At first, I just assumed they beamed at any guy with part-time+ employment (as their ethnos group would dictate); however, over time I became aware it was my manly charm they were after.

Now that I have kids, and am a good dad...ZOOM! Off-the-charts irresistible.

[manker]

mbm would be the one to represent the bored in that respect. I reckon he'd have quite the way with single mothers.

I ignore the feck out of them when I've got to pick my son up from school, but I bet he'd get there early just so he could have a bit of a chat

I do, I do! Actually, if there has ever been a group of women who have always liked me, it was the single moms. At first, I just assumed they beamed at any guy with part-time+ employment (as their ethnos group would dictate); however, over time I became aware it was my manly charm they were after.

Now that I have kids, and am a good dad...ZOOM! Off-the-charts irresistible.

I just somehow knew that you'd be that guy. You're just ... nice.
As for myself, I am completely disinterested in their offspring - which is all they have to talk about - and I struggle to hide this fact.

I had to wait about 20 minutes for my parents evening slot; after 10 of those minutes, I had to inform this bint that I was in no way interested in her daughter's struggle to to stop eating newspaper. The other ten minutes flew by.
Luckily, I think word has finally got around that I'm an evil child-catching accountant and now they just leave me to stare into my phone when the kids are let out late.

[Barbarossa]

I do, I do! Actually, if there has ever been a group of women who have always liked me, it was the single moms. At first, I just assumed they beamed at any guy with part-time+ employment (as their ethnos group would dictate); however, over time I became aware it was my manly charm they were after.

Now that I have kids, and am a good dad...ZOOM! Off-the-charts irresistible.

I just somehow knew that you'd be that guy. You're just ... nice.
As for myself, I am completely disinterested in their offspring - which is all they have to talk about - and I struggle to hide this fact.

I had to wait about 20 minutes for my parents evening slot; after 10 of those minutes, I had to inform this bint that I was in no way interested in her daughter's struggle to to stop eating newspaper. The other ten minutes flew by.
Luckily, I think word has finally got around that I'm an evil child-catching accountant and now they just leave me to stare into my phone when the kids are let out late.

I'm pretty much in my own zone during the awful days I have to do the school run. Sometimes people say hello, I say hello back if I hear them. I don't know who they are - all school mums tend to look the same to me..