You egomaniacal twit, I was calling myself the devil.Originally Posted by manker
an alchemist?
You egomaniacal twit, I was calling myself the devil.
Everything is brought to you by Fjohürs Lykkewe.
an alchemist?
I'm sorry, I may have overreacted a little. Please forgive me, but I'm a little overprotective of my metaphors.
Everything is brought to you by Fjohürs Lykkewe.
effendi
Oh, fuck. You want to be inside me.You egomaniacal twit, I was calling myself the devil.
That's a different story entirely. I was considering the other scenario on the basis of it helping with your gradual ascent to social parity with your peers - but I can't possibly countenance being a repository for your demon seed.
No, if you're overprotective of your metaphors; I'm a wounded tigress defending her brood from a nefarious jackal when it comes to my holiest of holes.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
RASPBERRY RIPPLE
BT Rep: +19
I'm just going to c&p this for next time Squeams demons I flirt with her. Good stuff. :popcorn:
Poster
Please don't
an alchemist?
Why are you so infatuated with your asshole? Also, in your metaphor, I'm the hyena that's totally plowing his hard on into your cubs while you swat at jackals.
If I think about it, that would make you the second person on this board that has to be wary of future interactions between me and their children.
Everything is brought to you by Fjohürs Lykkewe.
an alchemist?
Because of my previous post, I'm forced to interpret c&p as child and pornography, so that reminds me. Squeamous, do you happen to have any photies of you, say when you were like 12 or 13? If you have any in which you were younger, like taking a bath, that'll work too.
Everything is brought to you by Fjohürs Lykkewe.
effendi
Because of my previous post, I'm forced to interpret c&p as child and pornography, so that reminds me. Squeamous, do you happen to have any photies of you, say when you were like 12 or 13? If you have any in which you were younger, like taking a bath, that'll work too.
Dave just reported me for harshing a member who hasn't posted for a year (trufax), imagine the reaction when he sees me lolling at a mental picture of his dream gurl in the bath when she was eight.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
effendi
I almost went with hyena, it being the first opportunist hunter that sprang to mind, but it would have weakened my metaphor as hyenas are particularly social mammals that hunt in packs.Why are you so infatuated with your asshole? Also, in your metaphor, I'm the hyena that's totally plowing his hard on into your cubs while you swat at jackals.
If I think about it, that would make you the second person on this board that has to be wary of future interactions between me and their children.
You can't be a hyena, Mary, not until you're fixed
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
spmado
BT Rep: +2
I can tell by your style, I think I've known for a whileBecause of my previous post, I'm forced to interpret c&p as child and pornography, so that reminds me. Squeamous, do you happen to have any photies of you, say when you were like 12 or 13? If you have any in which you were younger, like taking a bath, that'll work too.
you don't mind cocks or vaginas
as long as they're minors
cause you're a paedophile
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
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